***The Official Dustin "Nickel A Dozen"/"The Worm" Nichols Super-Size Thread***

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  1. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    lol...

    Look for a slim and trim Nichols to show up
    around 502 pounds...

    Kovalev dances around Nichols looking for an
    opening... then BOOM...

    Kovalev hits the canvas from a Nichols jab...

    KTFO in 42 seconds... round 1

    lol
     
  2. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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  3. G Man

    G Man Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yeah it all depends on which Nichols shows up.
     
  4. Karl

    Karl Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Folks. We are talking about a 300 pound difference in weight here. Fighters struggle with a 10 pound disadvantage. Think what the 500 pound fast moving, hard-hitting blob that is Dusty would do to Kovalev. :think
     
  5. heerko koois

    heerko koois Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Dustin "checkjab"Nichols should take this one on points
     
  6. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    If it was a 2 round fight. Dusty would have to take out Kovalev in 2 or he would gas and be ko'd or lose an easy decision
     
  7. Benitom3

    Benitom3 Boxing Junkie banned

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    Rofl
     
  8. BCS8

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    If he was promised a lifetime ticket to an all you can eat buffet in Vegas for a win, Ali had better have life insurance. :hey
     
  9. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    Nichols shouldn't even be a boxer. only in this terrible hw era does such a gassing giant prevail.

    but kovalev is a throwback. he would walk though dustin, especially once the fattie gasses.
     
  10. BCS8

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    Thanks for spoiling our fun. You killed the surreality with your comment. We all know that IRL Kovalev would punch a hole through Dustin. I doubt he'd even wait for him to gas. :verysad
     
  11. HerolGee

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    he would wait, hes not daft to risk a freak lucky punch loss against a guy with hundreds of pounds on him. It would only be 2 or 3 rounds max.

    How awful this hw era is for this fatboy to be remotely relevant.
     
  12. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    dustin hits harder than George foreman.

    on planet kliturd that is, since all the extra fat/weight means he punches harder according to them
     
  13. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :hey

    many Limey Brits are living in a wet dream...

    on planet Beyonce Wilder!! :hey

    Just read all the glorifying articles on Wilder written
    by the British... its like how they worshipped Obama
    before he got elected... now 7 years later he's doubled
    the national debt of the USA... allowed ISIS to take
    control of Libya, Egypt, and Syria... flooding Europe
    with immigrants while helping bankrupt Europe at
    the same time borrowing money the USA can't pay
    back... 50 million welfare moms in the USA...
    138 million American adults do not work and they
    say the unemployment rate is 5% !?!

    I bet the Brits still love Obama even tho he's done
    nothing good to speak of just like Wilder!! lol

    :hey
     
  14. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    lol :hey

    There needs to be a "Super Duper Heavyweight Title"

    for guys between 300 and 600 pounds!! :hey

    Its not fair making them Chase these Chicken Legged
    Chumps around like Beyonce Wilder....

    Guys like these:

    http://s29.postimg.org/9qh533l1z/American_Heavyweight_Boxing_Prospects_K2_*****_Service.jpg

    :hey
     
  15. BoJangles

    BoJangles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Dustin Nichols is in hard training sessions right now!!

    Awaiting the call as a last minute replacement

    for Johanna Duhaupuss....

    http://youtu.be/MPz9ceHXowU

    :deal

    http://youtu.be/MPz9ceHXowU

    :hey