***The Official Dustin "Nickel A Dozen"/"The Worm" Nichols Super-Size Thread***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE :good

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBRTi8MM3c

 

op

 

op

 

--Knocked out badly by an unknown LHW in amatuers
--ALSO, ko'd by a Polish Sausage in the amatuers
--Squeaked by with a bronze somehow in the Olympics
--Put down by morbidly obese Dustin "Big Worm" Nichols with a "Check-Jab"
--Put down heavily and almost out by career loser Harold "Hard Roc" Sconiers
--Built much of his career by beating sad corpses like Harrison and Lyakovich
--Brought in personal friend Malik Scott to take an obvious dive
--Did not fight the real champ for his "title" but a Don King manufactured Buffet champion
--Knocked down by 2 Wlad jabs and out with one medium left hook in sparring
--Destroyed and almost ktfo'd by Haye in sparring
--Rocked heavily by a Firtha jab
--Could not defeat Stiverne as convincingly as Demetrice King
--Could not even knock Stiverne down like Rossy
--Some of the most shameful opponents for his "title defenses" that the world has ever seen, showing his low self esteem
--Rocked badly and almost out vs Molina ("Drummer Boy")
--He did not perform as well agasint Molina as Arreola OR ASHANTI JORDAN, both of whom knocked him out in 1
--Eye busted up and made to look like a gargoyle by Duhaupas ("The Reptile"), a French pastry chef
--Sold as a nice guy, but actually spends his time beating up hookers and mental patient Charlie Zelenoff, who are ironically his best opponents
--Dispresects great fighters like Tyson and Klitschko
--Now trying to claim that Fury's "courageous" win somehow makes him champion.
--Avoiding Povetkin like the plague
--Seems to be using a new tactic,probably to mask steroid use, of not allowing his pathetic opponents a full camp
--Was considering Wawryck, knocked out in 3 by his mandatory, as an opponent
--Offered a shot to Adamek, a shot to pieces 39 year old former LHW who is 1-2 in his last three, but only allowed him a 6 week camp.
--Avoided Briggs and Bronco Billy Wright, shot fighters who carry AARP cards
--Will fight an unemployed Soccer Hooligan named Szpilka? on 4 weeks notice, and will underpay him, overfeed and hooker him up
--Wilder's team, "Burger Squad", keeps removing and scrubbing the Internet of all of his shameful knockdowns and ktfo's; mostly while attempting a bad attempt at the "Ali Shuffle", which will now be called the "Burger Bungle".

 

:burger

BURGER SQUAD!!! op

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1bFT8yBwVc

Dustin Nichols son made a song ...please watch it

 

I need my medication after watching that!!

 

:burger

BURGER EXPRESS!! :deal

:yep

 

I don't think Wilder will ever need bodyguards. Nobody will ever really know who he is.

 

Sure. Wilders chicken legs wouldn't carry in a street fight. Plus he has a lot of enemies like Charlie Zelenoff, that 6ft2 bodybuilder and the hookers that Wilder beats up.

 

Wilder will never be famous outside of the USA and a few boxing fanatics around the USA. Nobody else is interested. They know a fraud when they see one.

He could perhaps hire Fraudley Harrison as his new bodyguard, I know he is looking for a job

 

Nichols gotta eat too. Besides, those buffet vouchers Wilder gave him to fight have run out long ago

 

definitely.:smoke he can call them his burger squad

 

He should hire them as bodyguards when he steps in the ring with Povetkin