THE OFFICIAL "Teddy Atlas picks" joke thread

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by jjax, Apr 25, 2009.


  1. jjax

    jjax Active Member Full Member

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    Rather than have the same gumbas making the same joke each week, I suggest we have a sticky to encapsulate ESB's team of stale comedians.

    From now on, just use this formula, and plug in the names each week, rather than starting a new thread.

    "Teddy Atlas picks (x)! Bet the house on (y)! ROFL LMAO HAHAHA ZING!"
     
    jjax, Apr 25, 2009
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  2. PH|LLA

    PH|LLA VIP Member Full Member

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    Teddy Atlas picks Hatton! Bet the house on Pacquiao! ROFL LMAO HAHAHA ZING!
     
    PH|LLA, Apr 25, 2009
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  3. TommyV

    TommyV Loyal Member banned

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    And then way that up compared to the Rumsfeld curse, which far outways the Atlas curse.

    Not even Atlast can save Pacman from getting his skinny arse pasted all over the canvas.

    :smoke
     
    TommyV, Apr 25, 2009
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  4. jjax

    jjax Active Member Full Member

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    That's the spirit! Here's a placeholder:

    Teddy Atlas picks Haye! Bet the house on Wlad! ROFL LMAO HAHAHA ZING!
     
    jjax, Apr 25, 2009
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  5. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    I remember when he picked Ray Austin to beat Wlad and Kirk Johnson to KO Vitali Klitschko. :lol::rofl:patsch
     
    Rico Spadafora, Apr 25, 2009
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  6. olyalex

    olyalex Manos de piedra Full Member

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    Teddy Atlas picked Vitali against Gomez , so he was right once this year.so he will be right once more this year
     
    olyalex, Apr 25, 2009
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  7. JL Fighter

    JL Fighter Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Teddy was in the minority when he picked Pac over DLH.
     
    JL Fighter, Apr 25, 2009
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  8. Jeff M

    Jeff M Future ESB HOF Full Member

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    Yes, formula is not complete unless you figure in Rummy's curse!

    :rasta
     
    Jeff M, Apr 25, 2009
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  9. djm

    djm Boxing Addict Full Member

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    We need a YouTube video... a compilation of all his ridiculous picks. Unfortunately, I can't provide it but anyone out there with a whack of FNF's on bank and some time to kill...
     
    djm, Apr 25, 2009
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  10. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    there is one of Atlas it has been posted here before it is hilarious.
     
    Rico Spadafora, Apr 25, 2009
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  11. Royal-T-Bag

    Royal-T-Bag Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    oh man i gotta see this one.

    I was really thinking of betting on hatton. no joke, teddy predicting hatton scares me and is making me second guess.
     
    Royal-T-Bag, Apr 25, 2009
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  12. andyZOR

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    He picked Williams as well...
     
    andyZOR, Apr 25, 2009
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