The REAL reason for Floyd's problems - He has a split personality

slantone · Nov 25, 2010

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As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

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I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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well written my friend.
:happy

8count · Nov 25, 2010

this ****ing thread is a masterful dissertation

winterchill · Nov 25, 2010

masterpiece!

PanchoVilla · Nov 25, 2010

shaunster101 said: ↑

As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

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I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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interesting theory...

ButcherT · Nov 25, 2010

whoupicking? said: ↑

Way to much time on your hands.
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bwahaha

im still lauhin at this weak buttsore mafugga.

EricGN · Nov 25, 2010

Damn, and I thought it was duck and a chicken.

Jetmax · Nov 25, 2010

Devildoc said: ↑

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lol
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I ****ing swear I saw a glimpse of Floyd in that gorilla.

Wig · Nov 25, 2010

TheJuggernaut said: ↑

Im nominating this guy for poster of the year :deal
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I'm nominating this poster for gay of the year :deal

tarugojones · Nov 25, 2010

Jetmax said: ↑

I ****ing swear I saw a glimpse of Floyd in that ****.
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fixed

shaunster101 · Nov 30, 2010

I believe that my thesis has stood up to peer review and is now the accepted theory in it's field.

The next hurdle is getting that Gorilla out of his brain and making a bit more room for that dawg

brando · Nov 30, 2010

why the hate on floyd?

doesnt he deserved to be loved and cuddled by boxing fans?

perspicacity · Nov 30, 2010

Listen, I AM qualified to voice an opinion on this. (just look at my post count for example)

No way is Floyd Mayweather Jr a Gorrilla ..... even in his own head ...... Gorilla's have power in their hands, they are not defensive amd they are not afraid. (the Gorilla in the video was running to get more missiles)

I agree that firstly he was a Dog, that much is certain.

We all know that Dogs FEAR Asian men, don't know why but they just do, it's part of a Dogs genetic make-up that Asian Men = Bad Men.

I believe the answer is that Floyd through the natural sixth sense of his Dog persona being traumatised (by Pacquiao's presence) has released his second personality ................. THE EGG!

Yes, you read it he has the alter-ego of an Egg, occasionally cracking but stays in his shell most of the time, Floyd is not a Chicken, he's an Egg ........ he invented the Chicken!

Yours Erratically

Dr Prof Perspicacity BM MD

Janjhalani · Nov 30, 2010

I thank for this thread, it gives me reason to laugh at *****s.

shaunster101 · Jul 29, 2011

Now after the recent HBO face off, are we to believe that the dawg is back, or was the gorilla just sedated so his cage could be cleaned?

Prodigy · Sep 22, 2011

The Gorilla just came out against Larry Merchant.

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