The REAL reason for Floyd's problems - He has a split personality

Devildoc · Sep 22, 2011

Jetmax said: ↑

I ****ing swear I saw a glimpse of Floyd in that gorilla.
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Dude that is a *****'s way of life. Floyd is the gorilla who throws **** at his fans and his fans are very content cleaning up Floyd's **** and even accepts the fact that they are content about Floyd throwing **** at them.

Don't Sleep · Sep 22, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

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I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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I tell you the posters on ESB never cease to amaze me! Thanks for he humor man

edouardleniqueu · Sep 22, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

This content is protected

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I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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:rofl:rofl:good

:think well I don't see any other explanation

KnuckleUp99 · Sep 22, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

This content is protected

This content is protected

I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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Bi-Polar??:think

NotAnMMAfan · Sep 22, 2011

KnuckleUp99 said: ↑

Bi-Polar??:think
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The real reason for Floyd's problem is actually Identity Crisis. He has built this reputation of a super ATG boxer and a gangsta lifestyle with a gazillion of entourage and hangers-on but deep inside he's as soft as Snow White cause the ****er is a ****ing gay and Ellerbe knows it. When you suffer this crisis sometimes you act violently and stupid cause you're fighting from the inside whether you let the skeletons out of your closet or not. Floyd should just follow those people who tell the world in front of the camera "I'm gay and I love Ellerbe. I just can't take it anymore :|".

Filthy McNasty · Sep 22, 2011

****ing Priceless!!!!

cankerd · Sep 22, 2011

Excellent insight there Shaunster... In the light of speculation as to the lad's precise origins, I can't help but feel that Floyd's stroppily combustible nature points towards his having been conceived through an act of burgled amore - a textbook mis-conception, if you will. Now, various fine minds on this thread have already pondered the exact circumstances of the alleged misbegotten union... the likely involvement of intoxicants... the various possible species involved. At the risk of opening a whole can of worms here however, might I proffer this piece of footage as potentially illuminating...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q[/ame]

:tdh:tdh:tdh:bolt

VivaNazVegas · Sep 22, 2011

Is it too late to post a "cool story bro" pic?

AnotherFan · Sep 22, 2011

perspicacity said: ↑

I agree that firstly he was a Dog, that much is certain.

We all know that Dogs FEAR Asian men, don't know why but they just do, it's part of a Dogs genetic make-up that Asian Men = Bad Men.
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You are on to something here. And by the way; dogs fear asian men because Asian men eat dogs.

AnotherFan · Sep 22, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

I believe that my thesis has stood up to peer review and is now the accepted theory in it's field.

The next hurdle is getting that Gorilla out of his brain and making a bit more room for that dawg
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If we only could get Dr. Shaw High on the case, we could have a chance :think

Don't Sleep · Sep 22, 2011

NotAnMMAfan said: ↑

The real reason for Floyd's problem is actually Identity Crisis. He has built this reputation of a super ATG boxer and a gangsta lifestyle with a gazillion of entourage and hangers-on but deep inside he's as soft as Snow White cause the ****er is a ****ing gay and Ellerbe knows it. When you suffer this crisis sometimes you act violently and stupid cause you're fighting from the inside whether you let the skeletons out of your closet or not. Floyd should just follow those people who tell the world in front of the camera "I'm gay and I love Ellerbe. I just can't take it anymore :|".
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You seem to have extensiive knowledge on this subject, not even being funny

NotAnMMAfan · Sep 22, 2011

Don't Sleep said: ↑

You seem to have extensiive knowledge on this subject, not even being funny
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Everybody know this. Only *****s believe otherwise. :-(

Relentless · Sep 22, 2011

Don't Sleep said: ↑

You seem to have extensiive knowledge on this subject, not even being funny
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i do.

NotAnMMAfan · Sep 22, 2011

Don't Sleep said: ↑

You seem to have extensiive knowledge on this subject, not even being funny
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Used to have a co-worker in the audit department whom we all know is gay but he gets really mad combative and aggressive when we joke about his gayness and the guy acts like he's some kind of a chix killah and surrounded by friends with gang affiliation. But when he's drunk and wasted watch out. Cause he's totally all-in and doesn't care about his actions. I think Floyd's like this. :rofl

Concrete · Sep 22, 2011

shaunster101 said: ↑

As we all know, Floyd has had his fair share of troubles recently. Many people are wondering why Floyd has apparently gone off the rails, but I think the answer is pretty clear. In fact he even confessed to the problem himself: He has a split personality.

Floyd is torn between his two personalities, those of the Gorilla and the Dawg.

This content is protected

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I'm no psychologist, but I think this is clearly his problem and I will explain why.

For most of his adult life Floyd has embraced and only shown 'The Dawg' side of his personality. It is only recently that 'The Gorilla' has surfaced and forced itself to become the dominant personality in the mind of Floyd Money Mayweather.

For all the years as 'The Dawg', Floyd was an obedient worker and loved to please his masters. He worked hard for treats and rewards and loved nothing more than to be praised and petted by his owners. Like most dawgs, despite his caring side Floyd was also confident, assured and brave - but never viscious, nasty or overly aggressive.

But, as we all know dawgs can be very jealous of the attention and treats received by others. This ultimately became his downfall. Jealousy gave the supressed Gorilla personality the chance to take over the brain of Money May.

Now, as the Gorilla Floyd is unmanageable. He doesn't have the urge to run around and play like he used to as the dog, he justs wants to lounge on his tyre, act violently to anyone who comes near him and throw **** around.

That's my two cents, but as I've already said, I'm no psychologist. Your input would be greatly appreciated.
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Clever!

I give this :thumbsup

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