The return - David HAYE

These women never learn. Pre-Christmas she’s labelling her ex-husband a narcissist and all the while she’s carrying on with an even bigger one.

Another one educated by Instagram and social media memes, thinking they’ve got it all figured out.

Thing with Haye is he is what he is and he doesn’t even disguise it, yet these codependent women just flock to him over and over.

 

You can guarantee if you’re remotely famous there will be decent looking women wanting a piece of you. I don’t blame these guys if I could get it as easy as they do I’d be all over it. Haye goes to bed and wakes up to a three way, no wonder he’s always smiling!

 

Don’t think he quite closed the deal with Helen though, mate – played out pretty much the same as with Una from The Saturdays. More chance of those two having a three way with a bottle of Prosecco now, as they compare notes on the boxer who played them both.

Wouldn’t surprise me if they’ve got John Terry sliding into their DMs too, offering a “shoulder to cry on”…

 

All that is needed now is for Diamante to announce them entering the bedroom.

 

Depends what your definition of closing the deal is.

I assume they met on holiday, shagged for a few weeks with her committing to continuing it, before going home and back to reality.

Seems like a win to me

 

Don’t mate, otherwise you’ll give Eddie ideas – Skye is the limit with this one: “Ladies and gentlemen… THIS is scheduled for one round only…” The fight starts now!

Either way, Kell Brook’s heading that way soon, especially with how Ebanie takes it in the ring these days, maybe they book the Shannon rematch on OnlyFans, Haye refs, Terry judges… and Giggs slides in as the brother offering “family support”.

 

Yeah, Win-Win for Haye, zero-sum game for the women except maybe Sian.