The return of Christopher Mark "The Fighting Collegian" Algieri

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  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    As we discovered a little over a month ago, during the Jacobs vs. Derevyanchenko broadcast...

    This was ostensibly to be Algieri's first time competing at super lightweight since his star-making upset SD victory over Ruslan Provodnikov just shy of 4½ years ago, billed as such on all the promotional materials for this event. Both he and his opponent, Ángel "The Hit Man" Hernández, missed weight, however - by 3lbs each.

    Even the mere attempt of making the 140 pound limit has left Algieri looking unhealthily gaunt & drawn. Weight drain that severe combined with a layoff in excess of 33 months could make this a disastrous comeback, one for the blooper real. Hernández - currently one loss or draw away from only being victorious in 50% of his pro contests (and of those, only 50% by KO) - to date never has stopped anybody of note. Under these particular circumstances, however, it wouldn't the biggest surprise of all time if Algieri suffered an embarrassing defeat inside the distance to a hungry and far more active journeyman seven years his junior. It would, however, be a big enough humiliation to ensure that Algieri never show his face near a boxing ring again...not even at the commentary table.

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    For his sake hopefully I'm overstating how bad he looks in that weigh-in pic, but... Yeesh.

    (also, why does Hernández look exactly like a toddler about to go down the big kids' slide @ the water park for the first time, and showing his mommy that he buckled his life preserver together all by himself? :lol:)
     
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  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    This is available via internet PPV on fite.tv, with a price tag of $15. The undercard features almost entirely 4-rounders with either one combatant or both making their pro debuts. :lol:

    Personally, I think maybe they could've slashed ten bucks off to make this more palatable. At this rate I'd be very curious to know how many people (other than maybe non-local relatives of Algieri, Hernández, and the other fights on the card) actually buy this.
     
  3. FrankinDallas

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    FFS why do guys skinny down so much? He'd be much healthier at 147, at lease when he hit the canvas he wouldn't look like an Auschwitz victim.
     
  4. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    ...and he missed the mark anyway, making this a functional welterweight contest, but if they just contracted it as one in the first place he could have come in at 147 bang on the nose and not have to be a walking skeleton. For a "collegian" he sure ain't too bright.
     
  5. lepinthehood

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    looks like a vegan.
     
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  6. Tomato(e) Can

    Tomato(e) Can Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao. banned Full Member

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    Chris looks drained to hell against this Humberto Soto/Robert Garcia hybrid lookin' midget.
     
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  7. Robney

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    Show should be called "UNCAGED"
     
  8. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    I swear, tomorrow morning we are going to all wake up to news that Algieri was kayoed by a guy with barely over a .500 record and with only half of his wins by KO, and everybody is going to be confused & shook as hell, and I'm going to be like ":nono: Told ya. Next time don't try over-ambitiously making a weight you haven't made in years coming off a brutal loss and then an extended layoff/retirement, Chris..."
     
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  9. Tomato(e) Can

    Tomato(e) Can Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao. banned Full Member

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    Chris looks like Christian Bale (The Mechanic) crossed w/ a Howie Long dying of cancer.
     
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  10. Bogotazo

    Bogotazo Amateur Full Member

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    Damn, considering his nutritional education, that's a bad sign. He must have underestimated his body's frame growth.
     
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  11. Tomato(e) Can

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    Could also be because he knows he's not built for 147 and is willing to risk draining down to 140. Guy is educated and seems very intelligent, so it's definitely calculated risk.
     
  12. greynotsoold

    greynotsoold Boxing Addict

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    I hope it plays out like that. Angel is a good guy. He has taken a lot of fights against unbeaten guys on short notice and in their back yards. There are two, maybe three, losses that he probably would have won in a neutral setting. He was (is?) In the gym daily so he stays in shape but...once he had four days to prepare for a "tall southpaw." I had a tall amateur and he boxed left handed. That was Angel's sparring for the fight.

    He had a month to prepare for Andy Vences and that fight was up for grabs until Angel quit jabbing after the 7th round. I hope it goes well for him.
     
  13. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    I think Algieri looks good here
    Washboard abs.
    Got yhe Jesus on the cross look.
    Algieri eats meat no vegan, this is an Abs world. Women will line up to take Jello-shots of dem abs.
    Better than being bloated-Rios looking like a skelton

    lI aagree tho Algieri is a lil gaunt in the face/neck
     
  14. UnleashtheFURY

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    Wouldn't mind seeing him try his hand in Glory kickboxing either. Woukd be cool to see a fairly high profile boxer return back to their kickboxing roots.
     
  15. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Anyone here gonna buy this?