The Rules of Klitschkoland

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Phill-Mitchell, Jul 26, 2012.


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  1. Phill-Mitchell

    Phill-Mitchell Guest

    Newsflash, the ancient sport of boxing has recently been altered to incorporate new rules, it can be hard to keep up, so this is the thread in which to keep track of these changes to decades of tradition, and to discuss their impact on the sport.

    1. Losing on cuts is now classed as a win

    2. Quitting on your stool is now a win

    3. You can nominate another fighter to fight rematches for you

    4. You can combine your record and achievments with another fighter

    Number two is the most interesting one for me, because it means that de la hoya actually beat Manny pacquiao, and that fighters can now win fights before the bell even rings, by quitting.

    I also suggest that amir khan merges his record with pacquiao and erases the Garcia and Prescott losses via substitution
     
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  2. PityTheFool

    PityTheFool Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    And winning the first two rounds clearly out of six before being stopped whilst your opponent has clearly been coming on strong for four rounds constitutes "Domination and chasing into retirement"
    And in some cases,pile of **** means "fact"
     
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  3. slo100

    slo100 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Cool story
     
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  4. PityTheFool

    PityTheFool Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    And #2 means Sam Peter beat Vitali.
     
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  5. ko_bros

    ko_bros Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Honestly I dont see where people are getting this. Its only some Klitschko trolls who pile that up. But most sensible fans agree and actually say that Klitschkos are not one. I would say that the haters are more subject to this criticism as they are the ones who pile them into one fighter. Some are trolling, i.e. shaunster, some are just hating.

    THEY ARE NOT ONE PERSON. Wladimir Klitschko is a IBF, WBO, WBA, Ring Magazine champion.

    VItaliy Klitschko is a WBC champion.

    Thats it. Nothing more to add to that.

    And before you mention Haye, and that people are saying that he doesnt deserve a shot at Vitaliy because he lost to Wlad, I say this: Haye deserves the fight now, he didnt before the Chisora fight. He lost, fair and square. Please win at least one fight before you fight for another title.

    Same as if in 2009 when Haye had WBA title, if Povetkin fought Haye and lost, then he wouldnt deserve a shot at Wlad and vise versa.
     
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  6. ko_bros

    ko_bros Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Are you saying that Vitaliy didnt win at least 3 rounds? It was 4-2. Not disagreeing with a result. TKO6 is TKO6. But to say that Vitaliy only won 2 rounds and they were 1 and 2 is just delusional.
     
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  7. daprofessor

    daprofessor da legendary professor Full Member

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    i was hesitant to read this for fear of falling asleep...everything klitschko is a cure for insomnia...but this is classic!!! :lol:
     
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  8. jakelamotta

    jakelamotta Well-Known Member Full Member

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    U mad bro?

    This content is protected
     
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  9. CHEF

    CHEF Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    more boring ****
     
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  10. ajackman1

    ajackman1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Well said, Kiltsckho nuthuggers are a disgrace.
     
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  11. daprofessor

    daprofessor da legendary professor Full Member

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    not mad at all...but if i stare at the picture any longer i'm going to fall asleep at my desk. it's against the rules.
     
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  12. JASPER

    JASPER Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    :deal

    Leave K2 alone:|:|:|:|:|:| . . . :lol:
     
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  13. ajackman1

    ajackman1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIXlSfoPzWc[/ame]

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqEANlBbhsA[/ame]
     
    ajackman1, Jul 26, 2012
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  14. stillth3sameg

    stillth3sameg Woolly Rhino Full Member

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    i think klitschko fans are the most fun to abuse
     
    stillth3sameg, Jul 26, 2012
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  15. JASPER

    JASPER Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    But in their world they are the ones doing the abusing:D
     
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