The Ten Calzagments

PrideOfWales · Sep 21, 2007

And then, at the top of the valley, Joses returned with two tablets that were to become The Ten Calzagments... the way by which the religion of Calzagism should be lived day to day for all its followers.

Thou shalt always believe in Calzaghe, in both trouble times in the ring and injured times outside it.

Do not worship any other boxer. Respect, nod and smile, but remember Calzaghe is the only true boxer.

Do not misuse the name of Calzaghe (Calfaggi, Joke Calslappy etc)

Honour his father (and trainer) and mother

Do not lie (yes - he almost lost against Reid and was hurt against Mitchell)

Do not steal (no matter how much you want tickets to his next fight and think they're a rip off)

Love thy neighbour (even Frank Warren does good deeds like giving a no-hoper a title shot)

You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods (Kessler holds other belts, but this, I assure you, is nothing to be upset about)

You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. Please do not watch re-runs of Calzaghe victories on a Sunday - 6 days a week is enough.

You shall not make for yourself any idol - all merchandise MUST be bought directly through http://www.frankwarren.tv/

Armed with the Calzagments, go forward friends and live a life of glee. A pilgrimage to the site of the old gym is required at least once during your lifetime.

Toopretty · Sep 21, 2007

PrideOfWales said:

And then, at the top of the valley, Joses returned with two tablets that were to become The Ten Calzagments... the way by which the religion of Calzagism should be lived day to day for all its followers.

Thou shalt always believe in Calzaghe, in both trouble times in the ring and injured times outside it.

Do not worship any other boxer. Respect, nod and smile, but remember Calzaghe is the only true boxer.

Do not misuse the name of Calzaghe (Calfaggi, Joke Calslappy etc)

Honour his father (and trainer) and mother

Do not lie (yes - he almost lost against Reid and was hurt against Mitchell)

Do not steal (no matter how much you want tickets to his next fight and think they're a rip off)

Love thy neighbour (even Frank Warren does good deeds like giving a no-hoper a title shot)

You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods (Kessler holds other belts, but this, I assure you, is nothing to be upset about)

You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. Please do not watch re-runs of Calzaghe victories on a Sunday - 6 days a week is enough.

You shall not make for yourself any idol - all merchandise MUST be bought directly through http://www.frankwarren.tv/

Armed with the Calzagments, go forward friends and live a life of glee. A pilgrimage to the site of the old gym is required at least once during your lifetime.
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:rofl:rofl:rofl:good:good:good Now that is Funny...lol..I dont know if I want to be a converted Calzaghian...lol...As long as I dont have to be baptised with any of his bodily fluids..lol

MrMagic · Sep 21, 2007

I believe Calzlapper will get his ass spanked by Kessler, basically because Kessler is more godlier, better jab, more ring generalmanship and allover talent at this point. His father ain't really that good of a trainer, he's just a big mouth and has lived off Calslappy's success in the SMW division.. he was hurt against Mitchell and barely won against Reid the ungodly.. I stole my tickets Frank Warren is a scumbag and deserves to get his teeths knocked in, Kessler's got the better belts and the better recent wins, Calslappy will lose, I'm telling you! Frankwarren.tv is a ripoff.

:hi:

Quik · Sep 21, 2007

MrMagic said:

I believe Calzlapper will get his ass spanked by Kessler, basically because Kessler is more godlier, better jab, more ring generalmanship and allover talent at this point. His father ain't really that good of a trainer, he's just a big mouth and has lived off Calslappy's success in the SMW division.. he was hurt against Mitchell and barely won against Reid the ungodly.. I stole my tickets Frank Warren is a scumbag and deserves to get his teeths knocked in, Kessler's got the better belts and the better recent wins, Calslappy will lose, I'm telling you! Frankwarren.tv is a ripoff.

:hi:
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Yup, Kessler is gonna slap ur god guys sorry.

Toopretty · Sep 21, 2007

Quik said:

Yup, Kessler is gonna slap ur god guys sorry.
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blasphemy.:scaredas:

China_hand_Joe · Sep 21, 2007

PrideOfWales said:

You shall not make for yourself any idol - all merchandise MUST be bought directly through http://www.frankwarren.tv/

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The official Calzaghe website is far less than reliable for prompt deliveries. frankwarren.tv is the way to go I'm sure.

DanePugilist · Sep 21, 2007

PrideOfWales said:

And then, at the top of the valley, Joses returned with two tablets that were to become The Ten Calzagments... the way by which the religion of Calzagism should be lived day to day for all its followers.

Thou shalt always believe in Calzaghe, in both trouble times in the ring and injured times outside it.

Do not worship any other boxer. Respect, nod and smile, but remember Calzaghe is the only true boxer.

Do not misuse the name of Calzaghe (Calfaggi, Joke Calslappy etc)

Honour his father (and trainer) and mother

Do not lie (yes - he almost lost against Reid and was hurt against Mitchell)

Do not steal (no matter how much you want tickets to his next fight and think they're a rip off)

Love thy neighbour (even Frank Warren does good deeds like giving a no-hoper a title shot)

You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods (Kessler holds other belts, but this, I assure you, is nothing to be upset about)

You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. Please do not watch re-runs of Calzaghe victories on a Sunday - 6 days a week is enough.

You shall not make for yourself any idol - all merchandise MUST be bought directly through http://www.frankwarren.tv/

Armed with the Calzagments, go forward friends and live a life of glee. A pilgrimage to the site of the old gym is required at least once during your lifetime.
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Since nobody is perfect, I have a problem with no. 2, 9 and 10.

DanePugilist · Sep 21, 2007

MrMagic said:

I believe Calzlapper will get his ass spanked by Kessler, basically because Kessler is more godlier, better jab, more ring generalmanship and allover talent at this point. His father ain't really that good of a trainer, he's just a big mouth and has lived off Calslappy's success in the SMW division.. he was hurt against Mitchell and barely won against Reid the ungodly.. I stole my tickets Frank Warren is a scumbag and deserves to get his teeths knocked in, Kessler's got the better belts and the better recent wins, Calslappy will lose, I'm telling you! Frankwarren.tv is a ripoff.

:hi:
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Good post though. Did you steal any extras?

ChuckYoungblood · Sep 21, 2007

[Armed with the Calzagments, go forward friends and live a life of glee. A pilgrimage to the site of the old gym is required at least once during your lifetime.[/quote]

Yes, my brother, now I see the light. These old Kessler inscriptions are crap! I hope to be cleansed in the Calzaghian pool of radiance, where can i post my credit card numbers to support the fastest growing religion on ESB?

Toopretty · Sep 21, 2007

Why did all of these Danish non believers show up...They are the anti-calzaghe....I scorn you.....We shall smash down your false Idol in kessler who is a mere mortal. Scorn I say. SCORN!

compukiller · Sep 21, 2007

PrideOfWales said:

And then, at the top of the valley, Joses returned with two tablets that were to become The Ten Calzagments... the way by which the religion of Calzagism should be lived day to day for all its followers.

Thou shalt always believe in Calzaghe, in both trouble times in the ring and injured times outside it.

Do not worship any other boxer. Respect, nod and smile, but remember Calzaghe is the only true boxer.

Do not misuse the name of Calzaghe (Calfaggi, Joke Calslappy etc)

Honour his father (and trainer) and mother

Do not lie (yes - he almost lost against Reid and was hurt against Mitchell)

Do not steal (no matter how much you want tickets to his next fight and think they're a rip off)

Love thy neighbour (even Frank Warren does good deeds like giving a no-hoper a title shot)

You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods (Kessler holds other belts, but this, I assure you, is nothing to be upset about)

You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. Please do not watch re-runs of Calzaghe victories on a Sunday - 6 days a week is enough.

You shall not make for yourself any idol - all merchandise MUST be bought directly through http://www.frankwarren.tv/

Armed with the Calzagments, go forward friends and live a life of glee. A pilgrimage to the site of the old gym is required at least once during your lifetime.
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PURE GOLD!!!!!!!:yep :yep :yep :good

DanePugilist · Sep 21, 2007

Toopretty said:

Why did all of these Danish non believers show up...They are the anti-calzaghe....I scorn you.....We shall smash down your false Idol in kessler who is a mere mortal. Scorn I say. SCORN!
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This is your best post by far - keep it up.

Toopretty · Sep 21, 2007

DanePugilist said:

This is your best post by far - keep it up.
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Yours as well. Short with not much to say. Thats the best you.. you can be. Keep up the good work. And all hail Calzaghe. King of 168pds and boxing as a whole. My brothers in faith will hold down this thread.

Amsterdam · Sep 21, 2007

Toopretty said:

:rofl:rofl:rofl:good:good:good Now that is Funny...lol..I dont know if I want to be a converted Calzaghian...lol...As long as I dont have to be baptised with any of his bodily fluids..lol
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You will soon realise that a peak Calzaghe who is fully focused is one of the most dangerous fighters of all time.

THN · Sep 21, 2007

Toopretty said:

Why did all of these Danish non believers show up...They are the anti-calzaghe....I scorn you.....We shall smash down your false Idol in kessler who is a mere mortal. Scorn I say. SCORN!
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Thats the diffrence, your man is a god. Kessler is good, and I'm sorry
he'll ruin your "god". Your world will break down,you have to find a new god, feel free to use Kessler he will be the new god.:good

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