The Top 100 Pound for Pound All-Time Greats

#37 Kid Gavilan (108-30-5)

Da Keed was a Cuban exile so buckwild dat we name his ass here tha top billin of all time ta eva drop off dat conveyer belt of talent. Gavilan served his thugged-out apprenticeshizzle on dat boxin paradise and, like his wild lil' fellow exile n' welterweight Jose Napoles, actively sought up tha massed rankz of Mexican opposition, twice ta his ****in lil' detriment up in dem early years. When he left his home behind up in 1948 it was ta escape tha ballistical thugizzle dat plagued dat island up in tha precursor ta Castro’s revolution n' fought fo' territory up in his new turf against no less a gangbangin' figure than Ike Williams, lightweight champion of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo mutha****in ass. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a!

 

"Carlos Monzizzle systematically destroyed opponents n' you can put dat on yo' toast."
:rofl

 

#32 Jizzy Wilde (132-4-1)

Yo, sources would have our asses believe dat Jizzy Wilde turned professionizzle straight-up late up in 1910 or early up in 1911 but such is tha vagariez of tha era dat either of these dates is highly debatable. Wilde seems ta have fought fo' scrilla fo' nuff mutha****in years before this, like as early as his wild lil' fifteenth year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.

:rofl

 

#42 Mike Spinks (31-1)

Mike Spinks don’t look like a gangbangin' fighter yo. Dude looks like a cold-ass lil hoopty mechanic.

A phat hoopty mechanic. Da type of hoopty maniac dat gets it from his hoe fo' knockin scrilla off, fo' playas whoz ass is thugged-out wit him, fo' playas whoz ass might be skanky fo' realz. A sick guy; but not a gangbangin' fighter.

ffs

 

I'm going to **** you up by writing it like that out of the gate.

Am organizing the top 20 now. Horrible.

 

No need to be dumping stuff from other threads jived up in this one thanks.