The Ultimate Warrior VS Jon "Bones" Jones

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  1. Red Samurai

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  2. latineg

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    I think if the UW was allowed to run at JJ with his hands up using full speed he would knock Jones unconscious :deal

    the problem would be getting the ref to stop hammer fisting JJ.
     
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  4. BCS8

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    I'll go with the guy that actually fought :roll:
     
  5. latineg

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    shhhh, this is a partial pro wrestling thread, reality doesn't work in here :p
     
  6. MrFoFody

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    Ultimate Warrior by brutal Warrior press slam
     
  7. BCS8

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    Yeah! And then a little midget runs in with a chair, hits him with it and bribes the ref with a gold bar while a blonde with big ti ts distracts the judges! Meanwhile the Undertaker runs in and d****s Jones over the unconcious UW and counts him out!!! It could happen!!!

    :patsch
     
  8. Gatekeeper

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    What a stupid question.



    Warrior destroys him obviously.
     
  9. BCS8

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    This thread is either the most shameful indictment of your average fight fan's intellect ... or it is a manifestation of elite-level trolling.
     
  10. Red Samurai

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    :good
     
  11. MrFoFody

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    Wait a minute, is this match in a cage, a ring or a combination of both to even it out?
     
  12. BCS8

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    A cage lined with spikes over a flaming pit, hanging from a chain and shaken by busty blondes stationed at each corner ...
     
  13. latineg

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    only wearing nipple tassles.
     
  14. Greco

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    Imagine the look of shock on Bones face after he connects with his patented spinning elbow, only for the Ultimate Warrior to kick out. Bones would be looking on in horror (Or amazement, it's subjective), as the Ultimate Warrior runs around like a squirrel on crack, before hitting him with the flying shoulder and gorilla press slam.
     
  15. Misfit

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    Warrior was gassed just by his ring entrance.

    I’ve got Jones by oblique kick.