The Very Best of: China_Hand_Joe

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  1. yesihavearm2

    yesihavearm2 ESB Chinchecker Full Member

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    Every generation you might come across a poster so special that you are literally speechless whenever you talk to them.


    The man/robot

    The myth

    The legendary poster

    This is the very best of China_Hand_Joe:





















    Some truly epic literature right there im sure you will agree.

    Not content will schooling the General Forum, CHJ's infinite wisdom then proceeded to the Classic forum undeteered with its fearsome reputation for ripping apart posters.



    China_hand_Joe's education of the classic forum thread.







    However the winner and the absolute pinnacle of posting is the following post, a post to be stored in the vaults of time as one of the very best:




    Calzaghe may have won a wider decision had he worn different gloves...










    Never to be equalled, lets all come together and tribute what can only be described as the greatest poster in ESB history....if it wasnt for boxing knowledge of course :lol:
     
    yesihavearm2, Jul 17, 2009
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  2. pipe wrenched

    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    As I was scrolling down thru, I was gonna be disappointed if the chart for the glove color was not included. Word on the thread. CHJ has really made me laugh out loud for real a few times.
     
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  3. DINAMITA

    DINAMITA Guest

    And now we know his alias!
     
    DINAMITA, Jul 17, 2009
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  4. Rock0052

    Rock0052 Loyal Member Full Member

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    I can't lie, I literally laughed my ass off when he posted the color spectrum chart to prove his point about Joe taking it easy on Kessler. Dude's a classic poster :lol:
     
    Rock0052, Jul 17, 2009
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  5. kosaros

    kosaros Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I agree with pretty much everything he said.
     
    kosaros, Jul 17, 2009
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  6. DINAMITA

    DINAMITA Guest

    Would I be wrong in thinking that we might just see some similar copycat zany threads from you in the coming weeks? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suspect we are all about to find out sadly...
     
    DINAMITA, Jul 17, 2009
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  7. kosaros

    kosaros Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Why its nice to see you yet again!

    I see you are trying to be all intellectual, yet you just come across as a jackass :good
     
    kosaros, Jul 17, 2009
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  8. Bubba

    Bubba Boxing’s not as popular as it used to be, right? Full Member

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    Hmmm ...

    Interesting theory about the gloves and shorts being the same color.
     
    Bubba, Jul 17, 2009
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  9. DINAMITA

    DINAMITA Guest

    We shall see, China_Hand_Junior, we shall see........... :nut:nut:nut
     
    DINAMITA, Jul 17, 2009
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  10. Jazzo

    Jazzo Non-Facebook Fag Full Member

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    He is a classic. I loved his "proof" that exposed many as subconscious Calzaghe fans.
     
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  11. pipe wrenched

    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    You sayin' it's YesIHaveArm? Maybe?:think

    I've thought before it could be Plug In Babies (cause he's that clever).
    I've thought Amsterdam?
    I've thought (as has a few others whether admit or not) it could ACTUALLY be Joe or Enzo.
    I've thought it could be POSSIBLY 196Osh (again the clever level is there, but less likely, as he's pretty serious a lot of times)


    Who the hell knows? LOL.

    Rember CHJ's arch rival, India Foot Bob? Had a bag over his head in an avatar?
     
    pipe wrenched, Jul 17, 2009
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  12. pipe wrenched

    pipe wrenched ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

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    No beef with you Kosaros, but China_Hand_Junior is funny as ****.:lol:
     
    pipe wrenched, Jul 17, 2009
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  13. DINAMITA

    DINAMITA Guest

    Kosaros is funny as **** as well though, check his absolutely riotous p4p top 30 thread. Truly cutting edge!
     
    DINAMITA, Jul 17, 2009
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  14. DINAMITA

    DINAMITA Guest

    It's definitely not PlugInBabies IMO, PIB knows his stuff.
     
    DINAMITA, Jul 17, 2009
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  15. Addie

    Addie Myung Woo Yuh! Full Member

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    Don't listen to him DINAMITA, I think you're intelligent. :thumbsup
     
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