The worst boxing fans in Britain...

Yes me too. I especially respect Jenna Jameson and Briana Banks. They are so.... respectable.

 

It's a real shame that boxing attracts the casuals who at times are only interested in a **** up and fight. When I went to see Calzaghe/Kessler in November me and my old man were seated on the floor not too far from the ring. (The £100 ticket range). About nine seats to the left of us were a group of five lads in their twenties there enjoying the fight. In front of them were four older men mid thirties to early fourties who had sat in the wrong seats. Both groups must have been mouthing off to one another and as the older guys were told they were in the wrong seats and escorted to their proper ones (Which were actually better) it began to kick off.

They kept walking by on way to the bar and one of them kept saying to the younger guys, ''Lets take this outside'', etc...

The younger guys didn't react and stated they were here to see the fight. After a while it seemed like it had all calm downed, but just prior to the main event one of the older guys who was about 6ft 2 and looked like he weight about 13 or so stone came up, ushered by me and my dad and headed towards them. He threw a right hand but the younger guys quickly got stuck in, threw him over the row in front and reigned down blows. Within a few seconds the guy who was now spread out the row in front was took out by security covered in blood. (Head split open, shirt ruined).

*I should note at this point, this was probably the best fight on the undercard.

Security then went to throw out one of the younger guys but everyone in the row explained how the boy had just defended himself and he was allowed to stay. Which was good as he looked genuinly distraught at the prospect of missing Calzaghe/Kessler.

Just thought I would share that with you.

 

Great story. Yep. I always enjoy an happy ending.



I especially enjoy the happy endings in the films Jeff was talking about. Lesbiens seem to be really freindly people and are always open to :huh well just about anything it seems.

 

They are generally lovely... although I've found that some lesbians can actually be quite nasty.

 

for the uninitiated, not all lesbians are like those in porn movies!

Me and a few mates almost ended up getting lamped by a couple of them in a taxi q in leeds for no reason, other than being totally pissed and singing wonderwall, and refusing to help someone who decided it would be a laugh to jump into the river aire

 

Kaylor v Christie was the first fight I ever went to!! Brilliant fight made all the more spicy by both boxers being fined for a pre fight altercation a few weeks before when Kaylor deposited Christie in a fountain!!

 

Yep.

Last year I coached a few Junior football teams and this one team (under 7's) had a lad in it who had a lesbien parent. This lady was not the type that appears in those fantastic and informative films we all seem to enjoy, she looked like a fat Ricky Hatton but with Kostya ponytail. All through the summer training she kept turning up with another lady to drop the kid off, the couple would then stroll off somewhere only coming back when the training had finished. Now the other lady was not a stunner either, unless you like women who look like Rab C Nesbitt. Anyway more often than not the couple would turn up late so we would be standing around waiting for them. This did not matter because it was summer and we usually went upto the club house for a drink to wait but what really started to bother us was the fact that they always came back with grass stains on thier knee's and in thier hair.:-(

The whole situation put me off lesbiens for weeks.:bart

I am better now. :happy

 

I used to work with a ginger lesbian called Emma, she looked like a cross between Elton John and the fat kid off Goonies. Her 'lover' is a policewoman and she is equally 'well-built' but slightly more manly looking then Elton, she has a striking resemblence to danny devito only with spiky hair. They have a child.... How is this possible?

 

I am not too keen on finding out if I am honest. Prob adopted or from a revious relashionship. The "documentaries" I have seen on the issue of lesbiens mating rarely mention this topic. I will have to conduct some research.

 

Yes, I shall have to investigate when I get home from work..... The thought of Elton and Danny 'mating' makes me want to gip though tbh.... Something tells me they weren't the most hygienic representatives of the lesbianic community.

 

We do not have the climate for the lesbien activities most practised by that community.

 

How has this thread gone from Tony Oakey's fans to lesbians?

 

That was on telly...Benn was disgusted with the goings-on "this is no place for that kind of thing" he informed the watching millions "if you want a tear up go down the pub."

Cheers Nige, just what I'm looking for when I go for a pint. :nono

 

All threads that Jeff contributes to end up focusing on lesbians.