Theres Only Ooonnnne Ricky Hatton!!!!!

alba · Nov 22, 2008

Triplesod said:

P.s. I too ****ing hate that winter wonderland song!! It's shite at a football match and it's even worse at boxing as there is nowhere near the same number of different chants.
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i know mate,i have traveld to see clazaghe and there is a few of them doing it with joe calzaghe...it really grates on me .i can hear now at domestic shows (likethe rocky dean last night) but i would be peed off if i paid all that money to go over there to see 'oor ricky' and it was being sung at breakfast ,at dinner and befor ethe fight.

not my cup of tea,but as i say its my problem not there's .i post on the hatton forum andthere a decent bunch.:happy

Jack Presscot · Nov 23, 2008

Jack Presscot said:

"Ass" is an intersting word. You can use it many ways.

1. Bernard Hopkins has the face of an ass. In this case it means Bernard Hopkins is uglier than the Predator.

2. Oscar de la Hoya only has a Christmas Giveaway in East LA for a Tax Write off. What an ass. In this case it means he is a miser, like Scrooge.

3. "I works my ass off in de gym" In this case, it means that I run 5 miles on the treadmill, and then hit the weights.

4. "It smells like ass in here" In this case, someone forgot to refrigerate the Haggis.

5. "I'd tap the ass of Barbara Bush" In that case, it means one wants to have consensual (and sensual) anal sex with the mother of George W. Bush.

6. Tonite, Ricky is going to assrape Paulina. Not meaning literally that Ricky Hatton is going to make passionate love to Paulie in the ring, anally, but meaning as an analogy, that Ricky is going to score probably a 9th round TKO "mercy stoppage" and there will be blood!:fire
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Look at number 6. Can I call this **** or what? I was off by 2 ****ing rounds baby, Jack Presscot, over and out!:deal

Jack Presscot · Nov 23, 2008

Triplesod said:

Present for you, Jack...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKOebCbINc
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKOebCbINc[/yt]

EDIT: Can anyone please tell me why I can't get the YT app in the thread, please? As you can see, it's just a big white square.
Anyway Jack, I stuck the link up for you mate.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl Ass is probably the greatest word in American History.

"Ricky kicked Paulie's ass all over the ring." Translation. Ricky Hatton ****ed up Paulie so bad he was clinching like Bernard Hopkins after the 2nd round, until Buddy threw in the towel.

"The Ring Girl has such a nice ass, I'd let her give me a scat job"
Translation: The Ring Girl has such attractive buttocks, I'd allow her to defecate on my stomach.

"Ricky Hatton can get some British Asses in the seats." Translation: Ricky Hatton's fans fly transcontinental to watch him fight. Superfans.

"Girl, you got to wash your ass" What Jack Presscot told a Las Vegas Prostitute one time, prompting her to leave the Hotel room in anger.

BigBone · Nov 23, 2008

Lol

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Little Tyson · Nov 23, 2008

warrior85 said:

the atmosphere at ricky's fights are like no other.
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Definitley i went to the Lazcano weigh in and fight was on the floor seating and it was amazing just to look around and see a mexican wave then "One ricky hatton". Was class definielty go to Hatton v Winner of Pacman DLH at Wembley

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