Thiranan Matsali vs. Edison Berwela RBR

You should have seen the tragicomic soap opera that was on before this. It was about this dude with a knife assaulting some woman, chasing her around until she fought back and gave him a bloody nose (and causing him briefly to, in his dizzy state, change his behavior from creepy to campy and going on a limp-wristed high-pitched rant about apparently how hard she was making life on him), really frightening stuff but set to very silly Mickey-Mousy music, then inter-cut with scenes of another dude date-raping his gf, but with zany sound effects whenever she put him in check.

Such a sexualized culture. They make the pervy Japs seem like Puritans.

 

Yep. 50-44 R&Y, but this is actually passably decent for a card opener/appetizer. Even if we do have no idea wtf is going on and who these guys are. (or in what division)

 

Another gut-cruncher does it, KO6.

 

At least 4" height difference.

 

Now watch, they're going to have Red-and-Yellow stand there as old men in suits congratulate him with a handshake & pass him advertisement flashcards, and he in turn passes them off to somebody offscreen, ad nauseum, for like 25 minutes, until the main event, and that will be our whole undercard.

 

OH MAN! No sooner had I finished typing all that out and hit submit, than..

 

This kid is probably burning more calories & getting more of an intense workout in his arms passing these cards than he did landing hard body shots on that blue-and-white guy for almost six whole rounds..

 

VERY DRAMATIC TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL!!!!

Oh wait no, it's uh...hair product? That comes in what we Westerners know to be a toothpaste tube?

Somehow that had something to do with football, and horses. And DRAMATIC MUSIC as white goop gets massaged into somebody's scalp. And it all had the budget & tint of a 1980's b-movie.