Three reasons why Haye should retire NOW

theHawtness · Nov 8, 2009

DUMBASS :nut

Mrtibbs · Nov 8, 2009

kotjinx said: ↑

1) We all know the boy has very fragile health... Anytime he doesn't perform it's either because he hurt his back, injured his finger or had a period. In a way it's quite surprising his jaw still holds up, given all the strain he puts on it with the incessant ****-talking...

2) In light of his spectacular back-pedaling and joint-stinking skills, not to mention his epic sense of humour ('I am the best heavy-weight boxer in the world' in his post fight interview) - Haye clearly has a bright future in the circus (the 'back-pedaling, ****-talking, joke-cracking, stink wonder' anyone?).

What makes that option more appealing is that the risk of injury is far smaller, and the number of things you can blame once things don't go your way is much longer as well... (slippery asphalt, bike too heavy, temperature too high, saddle uncomfortable - you get the picture). Given that he fights once every two years the money might well be comparable also (and he won't have to abstain from sex, pre-fights so his wife would probably second that as well...).

3) Finally, retiring now is the only way he'll retain his 'title' for long. Put him in with either Klit (or even a Chambers, Solis or Gomez) and he leaves on a stretcher - which even blind judges might find difficult to rig.

Instead, if he retires now the legions of die-hard Haye sack-suckers will be able to go on for years about how he was the best thing in boxing (ever) and how he could have taken Ali, Marciano and both Klits out in one night... (which, accidentally, might even be true - but only if we organised a back-pedaling contest). So he becomes a living legend - surely not a bad thing (with a lot of marketing potential)!

So, if you seriously consider 1), 2) and 3) retirement from professional boxing is really the only logical option for David right now. Given yesterday's 'performance' dead), I say: Just do it!
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I would rather see you retire from writing anything to do with boxing. By winning Haye has just made the HW division more interesting. Why would a man with great prospects retire?

In future please think first, then write.

Twat

kotjinx · Nov 8, 2009

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bald_head_slick · Nov 8, 2009

Haye fought the right fight. Using his speed and conditioning to keep him safe while picking his spots. Your entire analysis was ignorant kotjinx.

Akxtinguish · Nov 8, 2009

You shouldn't be so bitter.

Haye had to promote himself into the division, and that's what he did. If he wanted the big fights, he had to create interest.

The fact is that like him or hate him, a lot of people tuned in to watch the fight last night, and although it wasn't what Haye promised, he got the result.

He's got power, his defensive movement is good, and he comes into the ring in shape. These three things alone make him a more exciting heavyweight fighter than 95% of the division.

spiderdon · Nov 8, 2009

kotjinx said: ↑

1) We all know the boy has very fragile health... Anytime he doesn't perform it's either because he hurt his back, injured his finger or had a period. In a way it's quite surprising his jaw still holds up, given all the strain he puts on it with the incessant ****-talking...

2) In light of his spectacular back-pedaling and joint-stinking skills, not to mention his epic sense of humour ('I am the best heavy-weight boxer in the world' in his post fight interview) - Haye clearly has a bright future in the circus (the 'back-pedaling, ****-talking, joke-cracking, stink wonder' anyone?).

What makes that option more appealing is that the risk of injury is far smaller, and the number of things you can blame once things don't go your way is much longer as well... (slippery asphalt, bike too heavy, temperature too high, saddle uncomfortable - you get the picture). Given that he fights once every two years the money might well be comparable also (and he won't have to abstain from sex, pre-fights so his wife would probably second that as well...).

3) Finally, retiring now is the only way he'll retain his 'title' for long. Put him in with either Klit (or even a Chambers, Solis or Gomez) and he leaves on a stretcher - which even blind judges might find difficult to rig.

Instead, if he retires now the legions of die-hard Haye sack-suckers will be able to go on for years about how he was the best thing in boxing (ever) and how he could have taken Ali, Marciano and both Klits out in one night... (which, accidentally, might even be true - but only if we organised a back-pedaling contest). So he becomes a living legend - surely not a bad thing (with a lot of marketing potential)!

So, if you seriously consider 1), 2) and 3) retirement from professional boxing is really the only logical option for David right now. Given yesterday's 'performance' dead), I say: Just do it!
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you clearly know **** all about boxing,haye made valuev look silly,yes he was abit negative at times but clearly landed the harder and more accurate shots,i bet his connect percentage was really high to ,you could tell valuev knew he was losing by the look of confusion on his face this showed that aswell as power haye has excellent movement,it reminded me of a PBF fight hitting and not being hit but i guess only pure boxing fans appreciate these skills.

GazOC · Nov 8, 2009

Jaybee said: ↑

The kid is a disgrace to british Boxing.
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What an idiotic thing to say.

kotjinx · Nov 8, 2009

To all those calling me a 'Haye-ter': I think your posts are based on a fundamental misunderstanding. So please allow me to clarify.

I, like no doubt many of you as well, want only the best things to happen to David. That is precisely why I think he should retire.

I believe that in the future it will become increasingly hard for him to fight stiffs (there will come a point where even you, his most loyal fans, will find it hard to buy the increasingly incredulous excuses...). And once his level of HW opposition rises, he could well find that his greatest asset - i.e. his jaw - gets shattered (not to mention the stretcher possibility). You wouldn't want that, would you?

So why not leave on a high, when he has your love, admiration and his health? Why choose the 'A-Farce'/McClellan way?

taito · Nov 8, 2009

three reason he wont $$$ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾̃&#830۶

Arran · Nov 8, 2009

:**** kotjinx

Will · Nov 8, 2009

Arran said: ↑

yeah total disgrace he is, two weight champion in 24 fights, heavyweight champion after only his 3rd heavyweight fight, total disgrace
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Mate, your wasting your time posting on this thread! These are probably the same idiots that despite all his running had dirrel smashing froch. Valuev landed about 3 shots all night. Haye wobbled him which no other person has managed to do. Those are the facts these blinders need to accept.

kotjinx · Nov 8, 2009

Arran said: ↑

yeah total disgrace he is, two weight champion in 24 fights, heavyweight champion after only his 3rd heavyweight fight, total disgrace
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There is a distinction between a titlist (and a contentious one at that) and champion. You might want to make sure you understand what it is before posting.

While I'm at it - and on the contentious point. If you believe Haye won against Valuev, then you'll no doubt agree that Holyfield won also. So at best, Haye won against someone who should not have had the title in the first place. Precisely what is the value of that?

Arran · Nov 8, 2009

kotjinx said: ↑

There is a distinction between a titlist (and a contentious one at that) and champion. You might want to make sure you understand what it is before posting.

While I'm at it - and on the contentious point. If you believe Haye won against Valuev, then you'll no doubt agree that Holyfield won also. So at best, Haye won against someone who should not have had the title in the first place. Precisely what is the value of that?
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......and newwwwwwww WBA championnnnnnn of the woooooorlllllllldddddddd

the1englishman · Nov 8, 2009

kotjinx said: ↑

1) We all know the boy has very fragile health... Anytime he doesn't perform it's either because he hurt his back, injured his finger or had a period. In a way it's quite surprising his jaw still holds up, given all the strain he puts on it with the incessant ****-talking...

2) In light of his spectacular back-pedaling and joint-stinking skills, not to mention his epic sense of humour ('I am the best heavy-weight boxer in the world' in his post fight interview) - Haye clearly has a bright future in the circus (the 'back-pedaling, ****-talking, joke-cracking, stink wonder' anyone?).

What makes that option more appealing is that the risk of injury is far smaller, and the number of things you can blame once things don't go your way is much longer as well... (slippery asphalt, bike too heavy, temperature too high, saddle uncomfortable - you get the picture). Given that he fights once every two years the money might well be comparable also (and he won't have to abstain from sex, pre-fights so his wife would probably second that as well...).

3) Finally, retiring now is the only way he'll retain his 'title' for long. Put him in with either Klit (or even a Chambers, Solis or Gomez) and he leaves on a stretcher - which even blind judges might find difficult to rig.

Instead, if he retires now the legions of die-hard Haye sack-suckers will be able to go on for years about how he was the best thing in boxing (ever) and how he could have taken Ali, Marciano and both Klits out in one night... (which, accidentally, might even be true - but only if we organised a back-pedaling contest). So he becomes a living legend - surely not a bad thing (with a lot of marketing potential)!

So, if you seriously consider 1), 2) and 3) retirement from professional boxing is really the only logical option for David right now. Given yesterday's 'performance' dead), I say: Just do it!
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The shocking thing is, you actualy had enough spare time to write that pile of crap.
Way to much time on your hands i think atsch

kotjinx · Nov 8, 2009

:**** Arran mum's mouth

Hi Arran, hope we're communicating on the same level now. Feel free to paste in more funny icons - I always enjoy a solid and deep argument.

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