Tito Ortiz Is Having Twins With A Porn Star!!!

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  1. 401Tank

    401Tank Active Member Full Member

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    HERE IS THE BLOG JENNA PUT UP A COUPLE MINS AGO...........THE ? IS WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS WITH A PORN STAR? I KNOW SHE IS HOT BUT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO YOUR KIDS THAT MOMMY ****ED 10,000 GUYS AND OH BY THE WAY DON'T GOOGLE MOMMY...EVER! SO WOULD YOU?


    September 23, 2008 - Tuesday
    Twins!!!!!!
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    Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
    Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I'm the luckiest man on earth... thank you for having my babies". I cried.
    i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered... but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me... since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
    Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don't think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness... It doesnt matter what they say!
    I love all of you!
    JJ
     
    401Tank, Sep 22, 2008
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  2. Polymath

    Polymath Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'd **** a normal mainstream pornstar, ie not one who'd done bukkake or ****ed 400 guys in a day or something, but I wouldn't fertilize one :bart

    I might marry one, if she was very rich, like.

    ps, Jenna Jameson is skeletor, she may have been hot about 10 yrs ago, not now.
     
    Polymath, Sep 22, 2008
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  3. cdnboxing

    cdnboxing Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Tito has to make sure their his kids and not one of the 10,000 guys that have boned Jenna.
     
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  4. 401Tank

    401Tank Active Member Full Member

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    VERY VERY TRUE
     
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  5. 401Tank

    401Tank Active Member Full Member

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    SHE IS GOOD LOOKING I HAVE NOT SEEN HER IN A WHILE BUT HEY YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT THIS WAS NOW.......SHE HAS ADDED 7LBS AND YOU CANT GET HER KNOCKED UP FOR THE NEXT 9 MONTHS WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR A PIECE OF THAT??
     
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  6. Koa

    Koa Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Is he having daughters? :p
     
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  7. Polymath

    Polymath Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  8. cdnboxing

    cdnboxing Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I honestly would not touch Jenna with a 10 foot pole. Im dead serious. I actually think she looks awful right now.

    Id be all over 1998 Jenna though. I wouldnt even hesitate.
     
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  9. Polymath

    Polymath Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Thats what a 10 year coke habit will do for you
     
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  10. 401Tank

    401Tank Active Member Full Member

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    i guess so
     
    401Tank, Sep 22, 2008
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  11. dwilson

    dwilson Guest

    Very disapointed in this thread. I was expecting news that Tito was adding women to his life in the form of twin concubines.
     
    dwilson, Sep 23, 2008
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  12. Tyga

    Tyga Active Member Full Member

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    Any Porn Star that has been in 10 or more films, I wouldn't touch. I just couldn't get the thought of her getting drilled by a dozen other guys out of my head. And if she's willing to have sex on film, imagine what she's done off it. No thanks.
     
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  13. ozziebattler

    ozziebattler Shadow Boxer Full Member

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    Why did Tito go for a chick who built her rep on having her badge stamped?

    Im baffled.
     
    ozziebattler, Sep 23, 2008
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  14. Tyga

    Tyga Active Member Full Member

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    Dude, Jenna has been jocking Tito for a while now. She's been going to UFC events way before they were dating. Always cheering for Ortiz. She probably was too good in the sack for Tito to pass up? :nut
     
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  15. SouthpawSlayer

    SouthpawSlayer Im coming for you Full Member

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    id still do her till she turns 50
     
    SouthpawSlayer, Sep 23, 2008
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