Tomasz Adamek vs. Dominick Guinn & Eddie Chambers vs. Thabiso Mchunu RBR

"What's this? A couple of minorities? Screw that. We saw "our guy" do his thing already. WHITE POWER! ZIEG HEIL!"

 

Here is my theory:

Kathy Duva heard so many times people saying "Main Events don't matter!" she took it to heart not realizing they were saying Main Events, capital M capital E, referring to her promotion company in the scheme of things...but mistakenly believing they meant it was inconsequential which match tops a bill. We're just lucky it wasn't a mutual debutant 4-rounder, the ditz. :-(

 

Round 1

Stevens is BEATING THE BRAINS OUT OF ROMAN! Left hooks and right hands. Roman goes down. He's up with about two minutes left. hooks to the chest by Stevens. Roman clinches and drags Stevens into a corner. Roman drops a right hand, opening up too much and leaving a lane for Stevens' left hook. Roman ties up again. Right hands to the jaw and left hooks to the body by Roman as Stevens hooks back at him. HUGE LEFT HOOK BY STEVENS. ROMAN TOPPLES STIFF AS A BOARD FLAT ON HIS BACK OUT COLD!

KO1!!