Tonight I am going to CRACK

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  1. WildersGlassJaw

    WildersGlassJaw Member Full Member

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    It is clear to me what is coming. I know I have been carefully shielded from real combat for over six years, and tonight I am going to get hit - for the first time - by a real HW puncher.

    I was exposed in an amateur fight very early on. :yep

    And then, a rather rotund fellow named Dustin Nichols nearly shattered me!:deal

    I later went up against the formidable Harold Sconiers, who had a 17-20 record when he dented me badly! :nod

    Oh, and I was recently seriously wobbled by a JAB from Nicolai Firtha! :scaredas:

    With all this, it's pretty clear that I will not be able to withstand the power of a live body like Bermane Stiverne. Handpicked stiffs, yes, I can survive. But not a REAL fighter. I know it.
     
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  2. ko00

    ko00 Active Member Full Member

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    lol...

    watch them chicken legs post next
     
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  3. kovalevtheGoat

    kovalevtheGoat The Chelyabinsk Machine banned Full Member

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    Good stuff. I hope you get sweeped into a nice dustpan and brush.
     
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  4. WildersGlassJaw

    WildersGlassJaw Member Full Member

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    They're my best friends. Should be along soon.......:bbb
     
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  5. MN_Logan

    MN_Logan Well-Known Member Full Member

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    So will your corner be bringing a vaccum cleaner ringside with them to collect your fragments?
     
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  6. WildersGlassJaw

    WildersGlassJaw Member Full Member

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    They're ready to pick me up when I go to pieces tonight!:lol:
     
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  7. Cafe

    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    Is that a promise?
     
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  8. CST80

    CST80 De Omnibus Dubitandum Staff Member

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    You're an imposter Wilder isn't that articulate.
     
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  9. WildersGlassJaw

    WildersGlassJaw Member Full Member

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    I'm his glass jaw, not his brain!!!:lol:
     
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  10. RememberingC.S.

    RememberingC.S. Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Tell me, aren't you dangerous? Could you hurt somebody with your countless sharp shards fliying all around?

    Or are you like the car glass type, that forms unsharp fragments?
     
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  11. beachie17

    beachie17 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    This is very sad and pathetic! Yet slightly amusing
     
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  12. jimmypince

    jimmypince Active Member Full Member

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    Are you the boy Zelenoff ?
     
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  13. WildStyle

    WildStyle J.C. Penny's belt $2.99 banned

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    haha
     
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  14. fighter86

    fighter86 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Bomber by 3 watch and see.
     
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  15. MVC!

    MVC! The Best Ever Full Member

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    Deontay's jaw is one of the best in HW boxing!!!
     
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