Tony Ayala vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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  1. laxpdx

    laxpdx Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Lorena Bobbitt would be armed with a razor-sharp sword, mind you.
     
    laxpdx, Jun 23, 2007
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  2. Duodenum

    Duodenum Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It all comes down to whether or not Lorena's blade can cut through the nylon stockings Ayala would be trying to use against her.
     
    Duodenum, Jun 23, 2007
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  3. Cobra33

    Cobra33 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I think Ayala goes on the offensive early and almost knocksout Bobbitt.
    But then Ayala passes out from his drug/liquor intake and Bobbitt launches her patented "cut it off while he's past out move" and comes back to knockout Ayala.
     
    Cobra33, Jun 23, 2007
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  4. Duodenum

    Duodenum Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Which brand does she endorse anyway? (My kitchen blades are getting kind of dull.)
     
    Duodenum, Jun 23, 2007
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  5. Ramon Rojo

    Ramon Rojo Active Member Full Member

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    Lorena by castration
     
    Ramon Rojo, Jun 23, 2007
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  6. dmille

    dmille We knew, about Tszyu, before you. Full Member

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    :cool: You folks are twisted....
     
    dmille, Jun 23, 2007
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  7. Titan1

    Titan1 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    :good El Torito wouldn't have a chance.:yep
     
    Titan1, Jul 19, 2007
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  8. Joe E

    Joe E Well-Known Member Full Member

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    bobbitt takes it on cuts.thanks.:nut
     
    Joe E, Jul 20, 2007
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  9. The Morlocks

    The Morlocks Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'm sure that Ayala has handled more c##$%%&ks than Lorena has, inbetween being OBVIOUSLY the greatest fighter in this lifetime. :deal
     
    The Morlocks, Jan 22, 2010
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  10. mcvey

    mcvey VIP Member Full Member

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    No, just immature.
    The lounge beckons post's like this, imo.
     
    mcvey, Jan 22, 2010
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  11. anarci

    anarci Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    El Torito would lay that ***** out:bbb:bbb Then flip over and do her prison style and have another beer.:prison:beer:tdh
     
    anarci, Jan 22, 2010
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  12. lefthook31

    lefthook31 Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Sick ******* would probably want to be cut while he raped her
     
    lefthook31, Jan 22, 2010
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