Top 10 Pound 4 Pound G List September 2011

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FLOYD "2 PIECE" MAYWEATHER JR.

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Floyd Mayweather earns the top spot as the number 1 G in the world for his sonning of then rising young fighter Victor Ortiz. Mayweather heading into his 35th year on this earth and is still the odds on favorite to decision any fighter on this earth from 147-154lbs. Not to mention the richest man in boxing. A black slickster from a mid-sized midwestern city became the most popular fighter in America. Who woulda guessed that? Look for Mayweather to adopt another son sometime in May 2012, the young man goes by the name of Amir. Get your two pieces and a side of Nyquil ready. Btw, DAYUUUUM MISS JACKSON!!!!

2. ADRIEN BRONER

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Nicknamed "The Problem" which I think is appropriate considering this young man is going to be incredibly hard to solve for the little guys for years to come. Much maligned until his sensational stoppage of Litzau, this man has the height, reach, speed and power to maybe one day be considered one of the best little men to ever do it. Just let your hands go young fellah!

3. SERGIO MARTINEZ

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Nicknamed "Sexy" by his ESB following. Sergio Martinez is probably the man responsible for the origin of the phrase "No Homo". Simply put, this is a gorgeous human being. Makes Golden Boy look like he should be swinging from a Bell Tower in France. Humanitarian and all around great human being, when your parents think of Sergio, they look at you in disgust and shame. The only thing to equal his looks outside the ring, is his ability inside the ring. Sergio has actually developed a cadre of haters. And thats when you know he's doing something right.


4. BERNARD "ORIGINAL G" HOPKINS

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Nuff Said


5. ERIK "EL TERRIBLE" MORALES

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Mr. Morales is so loved he could probably slap your momma and you'd ask her "now mom, what did you do to **** off Mr. Terrible?" Recently gifted a 4th division title against a club fighter, but not Morales fault, he would've fought 2 rabid pitbulls with his bare hands if thats who they got to replace Matthyse. And he would have schooled those pooches too.


6. JUAN MANUEL MARQUEZ

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Hey if you beat the **** out of Pacquiao twice, maybe you could be caught on camera drinking your own urine and still be known as a G. Jus Sayin.


7. BRANDON RIOS

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Definition of "Pocus Pero Locos". He didnt grow up playing wit dolls like Victoria Ortiz. Reminds you alot Vargas, a guy not ashamed of his roots, not a Golden Boy, not a pretty boy, just a kid who goes into the ring looking to **** you up. Vargas was brought along too quickly, but ironically Arum who matches his fighters consistently with soft touches might be the best thing for young Rios so he has a longer career in the sport. And if you hear a scream that sounds like a cats being choked out by Fran Drescher with a piano wire, dont worry, those arent Jaguar Warriors coming to bring you back to their city to disembowel you on top of a pyramid, its worse, its Brandon Bam Bam Rios.


8. ANDRE WARD

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Prospect who shocked an entire continent. Drove through Europes best as if his name was Manstein and was operating a Panzer. On the verge of becoming the best Super Middleweight in the world. Carl Froch may be Europe's Maginot Line. Meaning Ward will just box circles around him. Quick someone resurrect Neville Chamberlain and offer Andre Ward the Czech Republic before he takes the rest of the continent. Blitzkrieg Bop.


9. CARL FROCH

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Wait what? Michigan Warrior hates Froch? Yes. But if somebody you know been called ugly his entire life, and still manages to go out and pull a hot breezy then he is by definition a G. Froch is like the ugly guy at the mall you see with the hot ***** on his arm. The man is slow, goofy, awkward, ugly, slow, ugly, and slow, but he is for all intents and purposes a top 3 fighter in his division, and a stylistic nightmare for whoever he fights. Call the man any name in the book and he still slap the **** out of you and take your girl. Oh and definitely gets G points for growing up in such a rough neighborhood. Someone stole his bike once.

10. JAN ZAVEK

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The man could have hid in Europe with his paper strap, fighting infront of packed houses, then retired unknown in the boxing world like so many European fighters. But instead took the challenge against a young powerful fighter looking to rebound from a bad performance, and acquitted himself quite well. For that he gets G status. The Slovenian National Soccer team should ditch the Charlie Brown jersey's and just rock Zaveks face onto the pitch every game.