Top 5 Fury fan excuses when he loses

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  1. The Long Count

    The Long Count Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    1. I have a cold
    2. I hurt my arm 12 weeks ago
    3. Ref gave a long count

    Oh wait.... Lololol
     
  2. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    7) Fury was wearing a fat suit when he claimed to have blown up to 400lbs
    8) It was non alcoholic beer in those 20 + pints he was drinking a night (that's before he moved on to the spirits which was non alcoholic too)
    9) all that coke he was sniffing was actually vitamin D powder
    10) all that junk food he was eating by the bucket load was actually fruit and veg
    11) he was actually deliriously happy all the time when he claimed to be suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts
    12) Sefer Seferi and Pianeta are top 10 P4P and will go down as all time greats and Fury looked amazing in those fights
    13) he was training like a demon and secretly fighting regularly during those 2.5 years of inactivity
     
  3. kiwi_boxer

    kiwi_boxer nighty night, ellerbe ☠ ☠ ☠ banned Full Member

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    Why would there be excuses? He won the fight you muppet.
     
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  4. Gomo

    Gomo Active Member Full Member

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    Given theres not a man born from his mother that can beat Tyson fury I doubt he will be needing any excuses anytime soon.
     
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  5. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone Full Member

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    My first fight on pay per view
    the home crowd got to me
    im skinny
    i broke my arm

    hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
     
  6. DonTyson

    DonTyson Active Member Full Member

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    14) unlike all my previous opponents, Fury was moving out the way of my punches
     
  7. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    :lol:

    15) when he was putting his arms behind his back taunting me he was actually making fun of the fact that I didn't have full range of movement with my broken arm
     
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  8. lepinthehood

    lepinthehood When I'm drinking you leave me well alone Full Member

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    Wilder actually said Fury felt like Oil when they clinched.

    Fury was wearing too much moisturiser.
     
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  9. Serge

    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    16) I only weighed 209lbs and Fury who was 100% to my 50% weighed 260lbs. He had 50lbs on me but I was still able to floor him twice and did I mention that I was only 50% and he was 100%?

    “You’re looking at a guy who weighed in at 212,” said Wilder, who fought Fury to a 12-round split draw. “And then, when I got dressed in the back of the room, and came in with the official weigh-in, with the people that weighed me, I came in at 209. I couldn’t believe my weight dropped even more, you know, after I weighed in. You know, that kind of bothered me as well, too, because I’m not the type of guy – I’ve always said I’d rather be the part than look the part.”

    “You’ve gotta be cautious from the first to the [last] second of the 12th round. That’s what’s so unique about me. That’s what makes me so special. You know, I have so much energy and talent in this sport. All my guys have out-weighed me. Fury came in at 260, so I gave up 50-something-plus [pounds in] weight in this fight, and still was able to put him on the floor like I did.”
     
  10. Mr Icaman

    Mr Icaman 32-0 WBC Champ, Ring + Lineal HW Champ Full Member

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    I'll take this one
     
  11. Exposed15

    Exposed15 TKO8 Full Member

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    Part 2

    4) sore leg
    5) sore ear
     
  12. catchwtboxing

    catchwtboxing Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    This has got to be the most ironic poss ever considering Wilder-Fury II.

    In any even, what do we think of this thread and its responses?
     
  13. DoubleJab666

    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    Well the 2nd fight sorta proved this to be true...
     
  14. DoubleJab666

    DoubleJab666 Dot, dot, dot... Full Member

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    What do I think? Two things:
    1. How many dumb threads are started by people who are later banned or booted.
    2. People who start threads like these are either unaware of the forum's search facility or they expect to get banned so it doesn't matter when their threads are bumped.
     
  15. navigator

    navigator "Billy Graham? He's my man." banned Full Member

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    17, kept whispering "dosser" at me during the fight.
     
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