Top 50 Reasons The Klitschkos Suck

No. Wlad is a handsome guy and I will give him that objective observation. Too bad his delusional fanbase can't do the same regarding his abilities, his resume, or his blatant ducking of the only real threat to him in the heavyweight division.

I realize the rest of the division is garbage. But perhaps Wlad and Vitali should try fighting each other since THEY can't dominate an era and THEY cannot clear out a division. Boxing is not a tag team sport.

Here we go again with the "you hate them because you're jealous", "you hate them because you're racist" blah blah blah. I already have 50 reasons that have nothing to do with race or envy. Knob.

Hayden's got a pretty face and all but I'd hardly call her my fantasy woman. She has the body of a 10 year old boy which may be somebody's cup of tea but not mine. I am very happy with my current relationship thanks.

Andre Ward fought the #2 guy in Carl Froch. He didn't team up with him and lump their accomplishments together so they could say they "cleared out the division". A few of these reasons were not serious but the majority of them are extremely valid. And why are you talking about Americans so much when clearly I am not one.

Froch, Helenius, Fury, Martinez*, Dib, just to name some current white non-american white fighters I am a fan of.

*Probably spark some great race debate so ignore him if you wish
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The Klitlickers are up to the same old ****. I'm not American and my race has not been mentioned thus far so I don't know where you are getting these ideas from. Post stupid pictures of your precious little tag team then accuse OP of being jealous, racist, trolling, stupid, etc. to avoid facing the facts presented to you. Here are two good heavyweights being misinterpreted as great heavyweights with the help of their tag teaming of the sport and their crazy delusional fans.

 

More of the same old stuff. He must be racist/depressed/psychologically disturbed because there is no other reason to dislike the first tag team in boxing history (other than the previously mentioned 50).

Your heroes are overrated frauds who are lucky to fight in a **** division with delusional fans who cheerfully accept them avoiding each other.

 

Vitali ducking Haye for Charr. Wlad filling his 2012 resume with such classy elite opponents as Mormeck and Thompson II. The Klitlickers running wild on ESB. I smell another 50 reasons coming very soon. Deal with it.

 

Happy 2000 posts to me. As a gift to ESB for my final post here I will be making another 50 reasons why the Klitschkos suck. Hopefully the mods don't go on to delete 1 post of mine and make me look stupid.

[FONT=&quot]1. The Klitschkos are still boring to watch[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2. The Klitschkos try to fight young undefeated prospects to ruin them before they are ready[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]3. The Klitschkos promote top 10 guys not fighting each other and instead going for the “Klitschko payday.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]4. The Klitschkos are not stripped of their titles even after ducking mandatories and each other[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]5. The Klitschkos were given Cross Of Merit awards from Germany despite being from Ukraine[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]6. Wlad beat up a guy with cancer[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]7. Wlad shamefully “surpasses” the longest title reign records despite his list of awful opponents[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]8. Wlad spars with potential contenders because he is scouting out which ones to duck[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]9. Wlad thinks knocking out his opponents making up for the previous 8-9 rounds of boredom[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]10. Wlad ripped off the fans two more times against Wach and Pianeta[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]11. Vitali references TKO6 every chance he gets because that loss his greatest achievement[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]12. Vitali still refuses to fight David Haye despite him being the biggest threat to his title[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]13. Vitali ducked the Mercer fight four times[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]14. Vitali thinks his KO % of bums compares to actual ATG Marciano’s[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]15. Vitali has not given Solis a well-deserved rematch after his tragic injury[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]16. The Klitschkos stall in finishing off their opponents for more ad revenue time[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]17. The Klitschkos were born with silver spoons in their mouths[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]18. The Klitschkos are really difficult to tell apart if you’re not used to seeing their faces[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]19. The Klitschkos compare their bad opponents to past ATG’s to make them seem more legitimate[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]20. The Klitschkos strategically divide opponents between them to avoid potential losses[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]21. Wlad made a suspiciously big deal about drug testing for the Povetkin fight[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]22. Wlad created the bum of every 3 months club with Mormeck, Thompson, Wach, and Pianeta[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]23. Wlad is engaged to a girl 10 years younger than him with the body of an 8 year old boy[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]24. Wlad does not take responsibility for his part in the shameful Haye fight[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]25. Wlad used a fake injury to get out of fighting Chisora[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]26. Vitali complains about his own supposed wrongful stoppage but disregards the Charr stoppage[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]27. Vitali beat up a featherfisted Polish midget when he finally got a chance to fight on HBO again[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]28. Vitali got knocked out in MMA and escaped to the current crappy heavyweight division[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]29. Vitali will probably not fight Stiverne in Ottawa so I don’t get to go watch it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]30. Vitali ducked the Chris Byrd rematch[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]31. The Klitschkos use their mommy as an excuse not to fight each other and risk a loss[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]32. The Klitschkos are always in each other’s corner in fights trying to act tough[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]33. The Klitschkos star in really bad commercials about computers and tight-fitting jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]34. The Klitschkos always give that stupid peace sign in photos as if it is still 1978[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]35. The Klitschkos fanbase is second only to *******s in their delusional love[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]36. Wlad jabbing constantly apparently means he has an ATG jab[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]37. Wlad thinks he is the undisputed heavyweight champion despite never unifying the division[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]38. Wlad said he would make Haye into a pizza face but that didn’t happen[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]39. Wlad once called Mormeck “Mike Tyson 2.0”[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]40. Wlad fights extremely safely as if he didn’t have a ½ foot height/reach advantage over his opponents[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]41. Vitali fights his brother’s losses and thinks that cancels the loss out[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]42. Vitali continued to charge at Solis after his knee was torn because he is a bully[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]43. Vitali stalls for lengthy periods to make new fights so he can retire if legitimate opposition arises[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]44. Vitali considers himself undefeated which is delusional, wrong, shows him to be a poor sport[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]45. Vitali continues to blow off and fabricate lies and excuses for his steroid cheating past [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]46. The Klitschkos like avenging each other’s losses but never their own[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]47. The Klitschkos just can’t admit how atrocious the rest of the division is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]48. The Klitschkos participate in charities and stuff to give the illusion that they’re not the reincarnation of Ivan Drago[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]49. The Klitschkos believe losing to one means you shouldn’t fight the other[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]50. The Klitschkos continue to ruin the heavyweight division of boxing

It has been a fun 2 1/2 years. Goodbye ESB.
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