Top 50 Reasons The Klitschkos Suck

Capt · Jul 29, 2013

Good riddance to u FOOL.

CHEF · Jul 29, 2013

Zombieguy said: ↑

Happy 2000 posts to me. As a gift to ESB for my final post here I will be making another 50 reasons why the Klitschkos suck. Hopefully the mods don't go on to delete 1 post of mine and make me look stupid.

[FONT=&quot]1. The Klitschkos are still boring to watch[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2. The Klitschkos try to fight young undefeated prospects to ruin them before they are ready[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]3. The Klitschkos promote top 10 guys not fighting each other and instead going for the Klitschko payday.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]4. The Klitschkos are not stripped of their titles even after ducking mandatories and each other[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]5. The Klitschkos were given Cross Of Merit awards from Germany despite being from Ukraine[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]6. Wlad beat up a guy with cancer[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]7. Wlad shamefully surpasses the longest title reign records despite his list of awful opponents[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]8. Wlad spars with potential contenders because he is scouting out which ones to duck[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]9. Wlad thinks knocking out his opponents making up for the previous 8-9 rounds of boredom[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]10. Wlad ripped off the fans two more times against Wach and Pianeta[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]11. Vitali references TKO6 every chance he gets because that loss his greatest achievement[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]12. Vitali still refuses to fight David Haye despite him being the biggest threat to his title[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]13. Vitali ducked the Mercer fight four times[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]14. Vitali thinks his KO % of bums compares to actual ATG Marcianos[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]15. Vitali has not given Solis a well-deserved rematch after his tragic injury[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]16. The Klitschkos stall in finishing off their opponents for more ad revenue time[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]17. The Klitschkos were born with silver spoons in their mouths[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]18. The Klitschkos are really difficult to tell apart if youre not used to seeing their faces[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]19. The Klitschkos compare their bad opponents to past ATGs to make them seem more legitimate[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]20. The Klitschkos strategically divide opponents between them to avoid potential losses[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]21. Wlad made a suspiciously big deal about drug testing for the Povetkin fight[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]22. Wlad created the bum of every 3 months club with Mormeck, Thompson, Wach, and Pianeta[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]23. Wlad is engaged to a girl 10 years younger than him with the body of an 8 year old boy[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]24. Wlad does not take responsibility for his part in the shameful Haye fight[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]25. Wlad used a fake injury to get out of fighting Chisora[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]26. Vitali complains about his own supposed wrongful stoppage but disregards the Charr stoppage[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]27. Vitali beat up a featherfisted Polish midget when he finally got a chance to fight on HBO again[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]28. Vitali got knocked out in MMA and escaped to the current crappy heavyweight division[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]29. Vitali will probably not fight Stiverne in Ottawa so I dont get to go watch it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]30. Vitali ducked the Chris Byrd rematch[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]31. The Klitschkos use their mommy as an excuse not to fight each other and risk a loss[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]32. The Klitschkos are always in each others corner in fights trying to act tough[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]33. The Klitschkos star in really bad commercials about computers and tight-fitting jeans[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]34. The Klitschkos always give that stupid peace sign in photos as if it is still 1978[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]35. The Klitschkos fanbase is second only to *******s in their delusional love[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]36. Wlad jabbing constantly apparently means he has an ATG jab[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]37. Wlad thinks he is the undisputed heavyweight champion despite never unifying the division[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]38. Wlad said he would make Haye into a pizza face but that didnt happen[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]39. Wlad once called Mormeck Mike Tyson 2.0[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]40. Wlad fights extremely safely as if he didnt have a ½ foot height/reach advantage over his opponents[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]41. Vitali fights his brothers losses and thinks that cancels the loss out[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]42. Vitali continued to charge at Solis after his knee was torn because he is a bully[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]43. Vitali stalls for lengthy periods to make new fights so he can retire if legitimate opposition arises[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]44. Vitali considers himself undefeated which is delusional, wrong, shows him to be a poor sport[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]45. Vitali continues to blow off and fabricate lies and excuses for his steroid cheating past [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]46. The Klitschkos like avenging each others losses but never their own[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]47. The Klitschkos just cant admit how atrocious the rest of the division is[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]48. The Klitschkos participate in charities and stuff to give the illusion that theyre not the reincarnation of Ivan Drago[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]49. The Klitschkos believe losing to one means you shouldnt fight the other[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]50. The Klitschkos continue to ruin the heavyweight division of boxing

It has been a fun 2 1/2 years. Goodbye ESB.
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goodbye you ****ing douche bag:hi:

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