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:blood I've NEVER boasted about my height you knobtub.

 

":smoke"

That seemed like a rather boastful smilie to use in that context.

 

This is 10 times better than the general. Every ***** on there seems to be a cage fighter when they have a row with someone else

 

That was because I contravened Flea's claim, nothing to do with taking pride in my minute stature.

 

It wasn't a 'claim', merely a misunderstanding.

You look petite in your topless pic's 'Pab. Not short, not squat, not wiry, not slight. But petite. Despite being short, I have an almost lanky look to me. Long arms like a small, White, *****'ole version of Bob Foster.

 

Apart from you obviously

 

Flea Man was the only logical choice for poster of the year. Any other outcome would have been a travesty, and yes, that is down largely to his posts in the encyclopedia thread. Also in the what ****ing fights did you watch thread.

Flea was the only option.

Mand was being groomed for a shot at the title this year.

 

Nah, tbf, get me going and I'm savage like a ****** on PCP.

 

Mand' was the defending champion :deal

I didn't 'take the title' either. It was more a 'what do you like' type close decision :good

 

Yes, your inactivity is going against you. I've told you this recently :twisted:

 

**** off.

He went into hibernation last year then. And started plotting threads to woo the crown this year round.

 

I phrased that incorrectly. I should've said that I successfully pointed out the irony. ''Little'' means something different in my neck of the woods.

And it's pic by the way, not plural. I won't make that mistake again. But yeah, I would imagine you probably outweigh me.

 

I'm 130lbs soaking wet. So no, I doubt I do

And was it just the one? Soz again.