Tunney believed a heavyweight boxer could beat a 460 pound silverback

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  1. SixesAndSevens

    SixesAndSevens Gator Wrestler Extraordinaire Full Member

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    "So, humans evolved and thrived mainly around stamina and intelligence, right?"

    "Yeah, like how we hunted in groups."

    "So, most fights that we were able to take in the far-off past were likely due to that stamina and intelligence alone, right?"

    "Yeah, like how we could make weapons and track animals for long periods of time."

    "So, to beat a silverback gorilla, we'd probably need to use our stamina and intelligence in similar ways, right?"

    "Nah, I think I could probably beat a silverback alone with my bare fists."

    Tbh it would've been hilarious if Tunney died/got permanently injured because he actually TRIED to fight a gorilla, but unfortunately, we don't live in a world where that happened. :(
     
  2. he grant

    he grant Historian/Film Maker

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    better.
     
  3. CooperKupp

    CooperKupp “B.. but they all playin NBA basketball again!” Full Member

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    Man… lol :D

    You could take prime Wladimir, Lewis, Vitali etc and the could get the first sucker punch with everything they got on a Silverback and that would spell REALLY bad news. lol What happens when a pissed off Silverback grabs ahold of anyone of those guys and starts BITING AND GNAWING their arm/hand off out of pure rage??? :lol::lol: You think they could break that grip?! I just can’t envision a fight with a pissed off Silverback working out very well. I imagine a Silverback defending itself would be mainly biting off chunks of body parts. Probably how the fight! lol

    Now prime Wlad’s straight right might stumble the beast but that’s probably it :D
     
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  4. CooperKupp

    CooperKupp “B.. but they all playin NBA basketball again!” Full Member

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    Go to 1:10

    Guy brought a baby Gorilla out to where a Silverback was. Look at the rage and speed that 500lb creature moved at him with…

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    Now imagine punching it :D
     
  5. InMemoryofJakeLamotta

    InMemoryofJakeLamotta I have defeated the great Seamus Full Member

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    The man in your avi KOs a healthy tiger.
     
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  6. Mastrangelo

    Mastrangelo Active Member Full Member

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    That last sentence makes it clear that He did not want to be the one testing out that theory:
    "Unfortunately, I am no longer in fighting shape. However, I would like to take up the offer for any one of a dozen third-rate heavyweights I know."
    If You ask me, He wanted to see if He can set somebody up to do it - and maybe make some money in the process. I mean, I would gladly take the offer like that for a couple forum members I know also ).
     
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  7. janitor

    janitor VIP Member Full Member

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    Tunney drifted into some strange ramblings later in life, of which this is but one.
     
  8. GlaukosTheHammer

    GlaukosTheHammer Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    Y'all sure there's no racial under tone here?
     
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  9. Dubblechin

    Dubblechin Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Exactly. With a body shot, no less? Yeah, that'll stop it. :rolleyes:

    Gene Tunney could memorize Shakespeare, but he was a moron. :duh
     
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  10. Dubblechin

    Dubblechin Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Exactly.
     
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  11. GlaukosTheHammer

    GlaukosTheHammer Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    The bit that made me think maybe some double talk happening is the clinching. Maybe Tunney knows a lot more about ape behavior than I, but I've never seen any do this. More like ragdoll and hammer fists. Johnson was very clinchy though. I might even go as far as calling him a stall master.

    I don't mean to make this a race debate thread. I just replaced gorilla with Johnson, read it again, and thought, **** maybe.

    Maybe though, I had it backwards? Like you say, during then, some of us are treated more ape than man. Perhaps then it isn't beyond reason to say a person who believes along these lines might watch a black man and relate his actions to an ape. The vice versa if you will.



    But really I found Tunney's depiction of the "one attack the gorilla knows" really interesting in that, this dude ever even seen a gorilla attack? I don't pretend to know apes super well, average knowledge on that front I'd say, but I do have youtube get me?


    Just a very weird description of any ape attack.


    That said, the clinch was Jack's main criticism. Well, I mean skills and in ring ability wise. Of course his being black was the the main criticism.
     
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  12. Frankus

    Frankus Active Member Full Member

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    No. Their skulls are so much thicker and neck and abdominal muscles so much larger. I would imagine it would barely even flinch after receiving a punch from any heavyweight, no matter where they hit it.
     
  13. roughdiamond

    roughdiamond Ridin' the rails... Full Member

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    Primo proving he's the GOAT once again. Incredible P4P victory. Joe had to foul as he couldn't take the heat. We should show this to the GOATs detractors.
     
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  14. slash

    slash Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Not. Gorilla like that would rip Tunney limb from limb.
     
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  15. slash

    slash Boxing Addict Full Member

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    In about 3 seconds.
    This thread can't be for real.
     
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