Tyson Fury Has Effectively Ruined the Heavyweight Division Choosing To Fight a Freak Show Scrub

The rivalry between the three top best Heavyweights was begining to hot up, until Fury got cold feet and made the decision that he wants no more tough fights

Besides fighting Wladimir and Wilder, the rest on his record out of 25 fights is pretty disgraceful

Fury was saying the morning after the fight that Wilder would run from him... Finally, Fury is the one that pulled out the fight to fight this Tom fellow.

It's worse than Joshua no shows, because at least when he did duck Ortiz, and Wilder, he fought opponents people had heard of with real records and real credibilty.

This latest so called opponent isn't scrapping the barrel, it's digging beneath the earth's soil/core to find indistinguishable corpses to beat down on.

Fury claims to be the man but he has never defended his titles and now he runs from Wilder just like he no showed against from Klitschko. How can someone like that be taken seriously? How can anyone defend that. Blame Fury for why we are now having to wait to see Wilder drive through Breazelle and Joshua fight Mr Cheeseburger

Fury is has now taken refuge behind a 90 year old relic to help him find utter scrubs to fight.

I hope you fury fans enjoy watching him dance, put his hands behind his back and taunt a vagrant for 12 rounds.

This is likely how the fight was arranged

Arum - Fury, we got some options for you. We got Jennings who is free, Kauffman who has recently been knocked out,and there is Takam. None of them I feel will pose too much risk and have a few losses while being credible sells for the network and they'll all outside the top 10 so should be a walk in the park

Fury - I don't know about that Mr Bob, some of those guys have something to prove, my wife doesn't want me to fight anyone that has any power after my last fight. Some of those guys hit hard. Remember why I signed with you Bob, it wasn't to be getting hit

Bob - Ok Fury how about a Chisora trilogy? you played with him the last time and he has absolutely nothing left in him, we can build up the rivalry again perfectly.

Fury - No no no. Did you not see the haymaker bomb he landed on Takam? The gypsy king doesn't go back for seconds, let alone thirds.

Arum * rubs chin

Bob's Goon - Hey Fury I think I found you the perfect opponent. He's in the Seferi mold but even less of a threat. We found him trawling around central park, he was mumbling to himself that could have been the best hw champion had he dedicated himself to the sport. I don't believe he has ever raised his fists in the ring, because he lives on the bench, drinks himself stupid every night

But he's a big guy and looks tough, but don't worry, he can't punch, he can't defend himself, and from what I heard he has no chin.

The locals say some little kids were harassing this guy, kicking at at his legs ad throwing rubbish at him when he was slouched over,. One of the kids, must have been 6 years old taunted him, until this guy hit the kid in the face and the kid literally just laughed at him and the kid threw a punch back and knocked out him clean out until the big guy's head hit the back of the bench he slept on.

At the moment he looks a complete mess, but we can clean him up. We'll give him a shave, fix him up a boxrec record, photo shop his head on some other world champs. Your fans will love it, and you're pretty much guaranteed a highlight reel KO on your debut on this network.

Throw in that mental health story, and we're on to a winner.

Fury -- Oi Oi! The Gypsy King likes what I'm hearing. Sounds right up my street. There's ONLY ONEEEEE TYSON FURY!!!

Bob's Goon - The only problem is his name, it's Tom Daniel. We're gonna have to think of something more palatable than that, more menacing, otherwise we won't be able to sell him right. Maybe something German, eastern european, tough schwarzenegger sounding.....wait...wait...I know, how about we name him Schwarz?

Fury - Schwarz it is

Bob Arum - I don't know if this is right Fury. Fans are expecting something big after we reneged on the Wilder fight. Come on Fury, we need to make a statement here. What about Pulev? You're twice the size of him, you'll bully him!

Fury - I don't want to hear about Wilder, Joshua Pulev or anyone. Just make a German killer out of that bum.

 

He's never going to fight Wilder ever again.

Maybe as his last fight, as cash out but his prime years will be spent fighting the Seferi's and Schwarz's of this world

Him ducking Wilder had nothing to do with judges, if he felt he was robbed, he would fight again. He knows however that he was fortunate to escape with his life and may not have his Jesus/God and ref friend save him next time

 

So if they can beat me, they are a good enough opponent for Fury!

I take that as a compliment.

 

Boxed rings around him when his brains were laid out on the canvas

Good one.

 

Look at all the Fury fangirls on here unable to deal with the fact that their hero is a coward running away from a title fight so he can fight a scrub that no one has ever heard of before.