Tyson Fury: "This Klit Is Getting Licked On Oct 24!"

He has some good lines.

'See you, you plumber from Liverpool, it's personal between you and me, I'm going to do you some serious harm, you big stiff idiot'

'What's with his hair, it looks like a pair of curtains, when are you getting it finished?'

'No man born from his mother's hole can beat Tyson Fury'

'I'm ten times the man you'll ever know how to be Mr Sunglasses.'

'Every time Derek thinks of Tyson Fury in the future he's going to wish he'd never heard that name. I'm going to annihilate him. He's going to sleep for good. There's no doubt in my mind. I'm flattening his big, ugly, fat face. He's the ugliest man I've ever seen, he can't talk, he's useless, the only thing he's got about him is he's a bit tough and he comes forward and swings.'

'I hope him and his trainer believe in magic because he’s gonna need a lot of magic to beat Tyson Fury. Steve Cunningham, the whole of Philadelphia behind him and every man in it, couldn’t beat me together, never mind him on his own.
Just wondering if the bottom of Steve’s boots have been sponsored? As there’s gonna be a lot of people watching around the world, I’d like to put my Twitter account on the bottom of them so I can get more fans on Twitter. I was wondering how much it’d cost me to sponsor?'

'Now I would like to sing for you...' *boooooooo*

'He's a bum from Romania who can't speak English. Useless he looks to me. He's got two cross eyes and he looks like he should be in a disabled place, never mind in a boxing ring with Tyson Fury.'

"I don't know what you'd call me - an idiot, maybe?'

 

He's a funny young man.
I quite like him.

 

That was funny and gross at the same time, considering it's two men.

 

Klit can be pretty funny himself too.

'I don't have words to express my delight that he has to fight someone so old because with age comes wisdom.'

'Denis, I'm an artist just like you. I specialize in painting faces in the ring - and my next canvas is Tyson Fury.'

“If he goes down, he is to get up, and continue to fight, until I finish the process.” – On David Haye

'There are 49 guys that got bored to sleep on my record, so they got knocked out by it.'

“I think that boxing is actually not as dangerous as the politics. In boxing, you’re gonna get a bloody nose or a black eye. In politics you can obviously get either dioxin in the food or bullet in the head.”

“I Was Psychologically Sick For 3 Days Afterwards.” – Speaking on the incident when Dereck Chisora spat water in his face.

'You want some water?' - to LET'S GO CHAMP

'With the earrings and the flashy flash, the man wants to be a woman. David Haye’s a woman in my eyes and the eyes of a lot of fans.'

 

rofl