UFC 157: Rousey vs. Carmouche

Even though Machida-Hendo turned out to be a bit of a snoozefest I still would have made it the main event (unless Rousey was fighting Cyborg). I get the fact that it was the first women's fight in the UFC but wtf has Rousey done to outshine Hendo and Machida? Are they gonna continue with this trend? Next time Rousey fights an overmatched opponent is she going to steal the spotlight over guys like Rua, Hendo, and big Nog? I don't blame the UFC for trying to cash in on Rousey's name but it just doesn't seem right to have her headlining a card over Hall of Fame veterans - unless she is in a mega bout against another big name female fighter such as Carano or Cyborg.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have Rousey in the UFC. But if you asked me a week ago on which fight is worth paying for between Rousey-Carmouche and Hendo-Machida, it's a no-brainer. One is a classic matchup between two future Hall of Famers and the other is a stay busy fight for a champion.

 

I have theory...and let me know if i am wrong on this..but I think Liz could have won by a modified triangle choke...now hear me out.


she would not actually need to get it in the whole way...just partial....because she would win by drowning....now hear me out....


having Rousey that close to her crotch area would cause a fire house like squirting of lesbian Vay Jay juice directly into The Rowdy One's face and mouth.

Correct me if I am wrong?

 

For the younger fan i would like to lie and tell you that your wrong, but what would that accomplish in the end ? They are still going to grow up and the fact is when they do the reality will be this kind of technique goes on all the time in closed gyms. Its become common place in so many underground gyms. Chicks are loading up on the hydrates before matches to make sure that they can squirt into the later rounds if need be. As a counter measure alot of women have begun training holding their breath while their trainers use a hose to simulate a ***** squirt if no ladies are in the gym or they are all juiced out and some poor dame wants to keep training.

Rousy however, does not fight in this world for the most part and thats why this would of been so effective. The moment the ***** juice hits the back of her throat and goes down the wrong way she in terror confronts the truth that she is on NATIONAL TV and Liz just shot a stream of ***** juice right into her mouth and eyes. [[ if liz was well trained like some of the vets, you always get the eyes also if you can ]] ,,,, as she is stunned processing this and how this will look on national TV and in those crucial seconds thats when Liz ups the volume and just keeps blasting it down Rousys throat into her lungs full force. Usually one would choke but Rousy is in shock and reacts late and instantly goes into convulsions gasping to expell the liquid from the lungs,,,,in truth most victories dont cum from drowning, thats quite a misnomer and hardly ever happens other than at the hard core dyke fight clubs and stuff. Most victorys simply cum from cinching in a sub or strikes as its a huge advantage in a fight when your opponent cant breath and is gasping for air. Most times people wont keep fighting when their opponent cant breath and is gasping for air. The natural instinct is to turn away from others going into a fetal type position, thus in some cases one will just pretend they werent going to take advantage of it and as soon as they go into the fetal position they will often pretend to comfort the choker only to cinch in a rear neked choke and watch how fast a already choking and gasping for air individual taps when they get thier airways totally closed down..

This was a good fight overall regardless. BUT no your totally not wrong, at one point Rousy was wide open for the ***** squirt and either Liz just didnt see it, didnt feel Rousy was doing it for her or what, i dont know in this sport you have got to take every wide opening that presents itself.

Am i wrong ?

 

Rousey grabbed Carmouche's head dragged her to the ground and Kesa Getame'd her, then punched her. Good Judo but skill wise not that great. maybe it was big fight nerves but I wasn't that impressed for a headline fight. There aren't that many high level women fights and it was a novelty to see the fight. But if two guys fought like that I'd want my money back.

What I will say it's a start. Men's MMA is a completely different sport to what it was 20 years ago. I think this was maybe more about the promotion of women's MMA over what I wanted to see. Fair enough... it's been done. But I don't want to see many of these fights as headliners.

 

Was i the only person hoping that one of Rhonda's lil tittys would fall out?

 

I missed the card, be interested to see the numbers for this one

 

There seemed to be quite a few empty seats. Still don't understand why the UFC thought it was a good idea to match Henderson with Machida. Now we'll likely see Machida Jones II.

 

I think it was a ''fresh'' match we havent seen before, but reading the thread seems to be a re-run of Machida v Rampage

 

Iv never been a fan of Machida. He' a horrible fighter to watch witha negative safety first style. Rogan talks up his karate far too much. Henderson came forward and tried to make the fight but Machida always prefers distance so he can counter punch. Personally i would have given it to Hendo. At best it should have been a draw.

 

Prelims were pretty great and the Court McGee fight was good too. Enjoyed that card.

 

Well, thx for proving you are a fake MMA fan by completly forgeting the best part in most UFC card...the undercard... !!!

Must have missed the first fight of the night...:roll:

 

yeah, it was pretty good. main event was good and the undercard was good. Henderson-Machida was not great. Actually, it was a big comeback card for them, the ppv's have lacked for a while...

 

Bermudez/Grice fight of the night imo

 

i think it did win that award...

 

I don´t like Machida either. Glad I don´t have to hear Rogan, but here his style is compared with Ali´s with the footwork and stuff which is equally bad to my ears.....