Michael Buffer: classy, cool, respectable, a real showman Bruce Buffer: cringe, annoying, detestable, irritating
Round 1 Cormier 10-9 Cormier slowly walking hi down, lands a leg kick and another one. And another. still feeling each other out. Cormiier clips and stuns him a little. Daniel nails him with a big right. Daniel goes for a take down, Stipe blocks it, so Daniel picks him up and slams him to the mat. Daniel has Stipe on his back. Stipe trying to defend. Daniel landing little hooks to the ribs,. Keeps at it, then lands a huge one two on the button. Daniel lets him up Daniel rolling all over him. Hammerfists from Daniel. All Cormier.
Round 1 Cormier 10-9 Round 2 Cormier 10-9 Stipe lands a few kicks and a knee to the body. Stipe landing some hooks. DC lands a huge elbow. DC has his jab on track, follows up with a right. DC lands a one two hurts him. Stipe lands a huge right of his own. DC raining down one twos, they hold. DC dropping rights to the temple. Stipe firing back, landing some bombs of his own. Hard short left hook from DC. Hard right from Stipe. Uppercut from DC. DC unloading with rights. They trade bombs.
Did you hear the corner-man say "Will you please keep your hands up?!?!" with so much sass and sarcasm.
Round 1 Cormier 10-9 Round 2 Cormier 10-9 Round 3 Cormier 10-9, close Stipe lands a one two. Hard jab from Stipe. Cormier poking him in the eye repeatedly. Throwing in some jabs as well. Hard left from SM while in close. They hold and rest along the cage for about a minute. Stipe landing some combos. DC flicking out the jab. Stipe lands a right. DC fires back with one of his own. Stipe takes him down. Lands a knee to the body. DC now walking him down. Stipe is gassing badly. DC tags him with a hard right. Stipe fires back with a combo.
Cormier probably edged that one too. 3-0 or 2-1 Cormier. Stipe not using his reach, and neither guy has any defense.