UFC Freedom 250: Ilia Topuria vs. Justin Ray Gaethje & Alex Pereira vs. Ciryl Romain Gane RBR.

Ruffy looks like one the bad guy's henchmen in on of Guy Ritchie's recent films, which I've lost track of, because they all blur into one another.

 

When Chandler wakes up, he's going to think he OD'd on a handful of Ruffies.

 

I'm still not entirely sure how Ru sounds like Hu in Portuguese.

 

Round 1 Ruffy wins by KO

They both come out with comically awkward stances. Chandler looks like he's trying to pop a squat and take a dump. Chandler attempts to grab his leg, Ruffy jabs him. Both missing. Ruffy feinting a lot, although his chin is right up in the air. Leaping superman right from Chander, Ruffy rolls with it. Ruffy rocks him with a jab. Ruffy attempts a backfist. Ruffy lands a kick that hurt Chandler. Then another. Chandler takes him down Ruffy rolls out of it. Diabolical left hook to the body from Ruffy. Kick to the head from Ruffy, then a hook, he's out face first. The ref waves it.

 

He's been... Ruffified!

 

Americans are really taking it on the chin tonight.... literally.