"Ultimate Boxing"

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  1. ???

    ??? Active Member Full Member

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    My wife rarely watches boxing as she finds it to be too brutal for her sensibilities. This past Saturday, however, she sat with me as I watched the boxing marathon on Showtime and HBO.

    During one of the fights she turns to me and suggests, "They should make the ring smaller after every round. That way, by the end, there's no room to move and they just have to slug it out. They could call it Ultimate Boxing."

    I nearly fell off the couch we were both laughing so hard. I never would have imagined such a sadistic invention from a woman that already thinks boxing is savage. Maybe hearing Froch's bird shrieking throughout the entire fight made her a little nutty.
     
  2. juanitoboxing

    juanitoboxing Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Does your wife know that you're posting this on a forum?
     
  3. Bill Butcher

    Bill Butcher Erik`El Terrible`Morales Full Member

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    :lol: Thats a fkn good idea.
     
  4. EnglishWay

    EnglishWay KO King 2010 Full Member

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  5. JohnAnthony

    JohnAnthony Boxing Junkie banned

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    sounds good to me.

    also they could remove the ropes and have a 100 metre drop off the edges, at the same time making the ring smaller and smaller.

    Under those rule SNV would be pound for pound king
     
  6. PH|LLA

    PH|LLA VIP Member Full Member

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    would be?

    blasphemy
     
  7. slickstylez

    slickstylez Member Full Member

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    :lol: SNV is already the 1st 2nd and 5th GOAT.
     
  8. TheDon

    TheDon KO Artist Full Member

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    Thats actually a great idea.
     
  9. ???

    ??? Active Member Full Member

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    LOL. She complained that if I posted this, someone would steal her idea!:D
     
  10. Jorodz

    Jorodz watching Gatti Ward 1... Full Member

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    you're missing 3rd and 4th...you are a pretender.
     
  11. Finesse74

    Finesse74 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
    LMAO
     
  12. realdeal561

    realdeal561 Boxing Addict banned

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    Seriously. Everyone knows SNV holds P4P rankings 1-5. Common sense. :patsch
     
  13. Jorodz

    Jorodz watching Gatti Ward 1... Full Member

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    realdeal, i don't know why but i'm starting to like you already