Updated Glass Jaw Rankings 2/26/12

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Do you stand up to suck your boyfriend's ****?

He is a natural MW. A ridiculously hard hitting MW, but all the same a little guy for HW. Fedor was supposed to be the baddest man on the planet and all of his nuthuggers and fanboys touted him as an Iron Chinned Warrior. He does not and did not ever have an Iron Chin. The fact of the matter is that he did not take many flush shots throughout his career and most of the time when he did, like when the straight left from Mirko and the hook from Fujita landed, he was hurt.

Hendo brutally and embarrassingly KOed him with an arm punch that did not have any steam on it. Fedor was flattened. This means that he does not have an Iron Chin. Leave that distinction for a guy like Shogun who is smaller than Fedor and still took ten times the number of brutal shots without going out.

It happens at least once on every PPV and it happened multiple times last night. I do not see how people don't realize that most of these guys are completely without Chin.

 

A very accurate statement from world renowned Chinchecker Bob Arum.

 

Hendo has taken the best shots that the very elite of MMA from MW to HW have to offer and he has NEVER been KOed. He is a certified Iron Chinned Warrior. Fedor never got hit that much and every ****ing time he was hit he was hurt. He was knocked out by a blown-up MW and he was supposedly the baddest man on the planet. I am sorry but Iron Chinned Warriors do not get embarrassingly one-punched by arm punches like that. Shogun took the best he had to offer and still had fight in him by the fifth round. Rampage ate a monster right hand from Hendo and survived. That is because they actually have Chins. Your tubby Russian hero has a Glass Jaw. Deal with it, nuthugger.

 

Because him being brutally and embarrassingly KOed by a former MW slipped my mind, that's why. Then, when I was compiling the Glass Jawed Disgrace of the Year awards, it came to me. The baddest man on the planet being KOed by a MW's arm punch is truly disgraceful therefore earning him the GJDOTY award AND the top spot on these rankings. Don't worry, though, nuthugger. He will probably slip out of the top spot soon because he is back to his can crushing ways in Russia and Japan.

And about the Prediction League, I dominated last year. I was near the top despite having started halfway through the season. Although I have done relatively poorly this year, half of that has been through poor judging calls and that is irrefutable. Also, Glass Jaws Exist in MMA. I will keep pointing that out for you children who just can't seem to grasp the point and discuss punch resistance rationally.