Updated Glass Jaw Rankings 2/26/12

That and the fact that they all treat it like it's some sort of Karate Kid competition with honor and respect rather than for what it is, which is two alpha males (with Glass Jaws ) beating the **** out of one another. Everything is "disrespectful" to these dummies which is why they NEED Chinchecking even more than the deluded fanboys in the General.

 

1. I am not a fan of fighters, I am a fan of fights. I do not nuthug any of them which is why fanboys like you get upset when I state something that is clearly a Fact.

2. These are Glass Jaw Rankings, like any other rankings system they are not about who is "the best" or, in this case the biggest fraud, but they are based on a "what have you done for me lately" system. The "baddest HW ever" getting flattened by an arm punch from a MW is about as disgraceful as it gets, and that makes him #1 for now. Do I think his Chin is worse than the people below him? No, but until Forrest Griffin has his Glass Jaw shattered by a jab again, Fedor is at the top. His accomplishment of getting destroyed by a 41 year-old MW is truly impressive.

3. Did I say that he should get hit? You ***** about my arguments and you come in with a stream-of-consciousness rant that sounds like the paranoid ramblings of a PCP user and THEN you fail to even understand the points that I have made. I am not saying that he should come forward and eat punches, I am saying that he never at any stage of his career proved himself to have an Iron Chin because he did not take much punishment and when he was hit, he was hurt. That is not the sign of an Iron Chinned Warrior. I know it must be difficult for a hardcore fanboy such as yourself to critique fighters intelligently, but you really should just accept that many, if not most, of your heroes do not have Chins. It is a sad Fact of MMA, but a Fact nonetheless. These guys do not have Chins.

 

Paragraphs, son. Use them.

#1- I am not a kid. I am a grown man who has been watching Boxing since you were an itch in your father's syphilitic nutsack. That is also why I do not get upset like you do, because I do not honestly care if you like me or not and I do not care if you like my opinions. You, on the other hand, are a spotty faced teenager who is far too invested in his Glass Jawed heroes to make for a nonbiased and intelligent conversation.

#2- Gee, I wonder why Hendo couldn't knock out Shogun despite hammering him with more than one shot that he didn't see coming. Oh, that's right, because Shogun is an Iron Chinned Warrior. What a novel idea.atsch Really, kiddo, "that punch woulda KOed anybody" is one of the most overused and blatantly false cliches used by fanboys. That punch that KOed Fedor would not have KOed anybody. A LHW took ungodly damage from him and survived. That is a Fact.

#3- Guillard and Machida came off because they were not KOed. They could have been had their respective opponents kept punching but they submitted them instead. Had they been polished off via strikes they would have remained on the list but last night's action surpassed their episodes of Shattered Glass. There has not been a more embarrassing KO since then, hence his #1 spot. I am sure that Forrest Griffin, Glass Jawdine, and Arlovski will be giving him a run for his money soon, however.

#4- Fedor is 3-0 against abject bums, his Glass Jaw will be shattered again if he steps up to real competition. Once they crack, they don't come back.:rofl:rofl

 

I am not arguing with you, at all. An argument implies that both of the debaters have a chance of winning, and in this case that doesn't apply. This is me teaching you something about punch resistance since you just can't stop yourself from coming into a thread that you readily admit you do not like or agree with and you continue to post stupidity that can be refuted with ironclad, irrefutable facts. Your heroes have Glass Jaws, you can either accept that and discuss the situation rationally, or you can keep coming into my elite-level threads posting your Glass Jaw denying nonsense and being destroyed. Now scurry along, child.:roflhi:

 

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You know nothing about Chins. Nothing. Good riddance.:hi: