Updated Glass Jaw Rankings

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by MetalMandible, Oct 24, 2011.


  1. 1HitterQuitter

    1HitterQuitter RUTHLESS BY LAW Full Member

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    cro cop should be right under andrei. poor guy was a badass in his prime. The man always had a weak chin but he was doing pretty well until gonzaga cracked it for good.
     
  2. StillWill

    StillWill Dr. Eisenfaust Full Member

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrZGss92GTA[/ame]
     
  3. rekcutnevets

    rekcutnevets Black Sash Full Member

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  4. Shogun Assassin

    Shogun Assassin Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I wouldn't say prime Cro Cop's chin was weak, it was usually big shots that put him out for good (well other than his embarrassing loss to Michael McDonald in K-1) and I can't recall him being rocked from weak ass jabs like these guy. Average or maybe below average, but not weak.
     
  5. JohnJohn

    JohnJohn Active Member Full Member

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    It's good to see Arlovski is still the champ. <sniff>
     
  6. MaliSlamusrex

    MaliSlamusrex Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Wanderlei Silva had the hardest chin in MMA for 5 years.....
    R. Evans has only been Ko'd once.
    Matt Hughes....... is the guy I dislike most in MMA but weak chin.... bull****.

    People get old and their chins get weak.

     
  7. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    :lol::rofl:patsch Arum called it right.

    ESB Chincheckers are working on an MMA Glass Jaws movie. Stay tuned folks.:deal
     
  8. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    lol @ that Melvin guy and Joe Rogan saying it was a "quick left hook."

    It was a pawed jab that landed on the nose and the guy was on ***** street.:rofl:patsch
     
  9. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    No, Wanderlei never had the "hardest Chin", Belfort blasted him out in a matter of seconds and that doesn't happen to an iron chinned warrior.

    Evans has been KOed brutally once and he's put on ***** street every time a punch lands on that disgraceful Glass Mandible, his wrestling is the only thing that's saved him from being on numerous highlight reels. Hell, if you doubt the glassiness of his Jaw watch the "punch" that Rampage shattered his synapses with. A half-inch swat and he was crawling around on the floor like a ******.

    And yes, Chins deteriorate with age. If a Chin cracks easily it doesn't matter why that's the case, be it shitty genetics or age and wear and tear, it's a Glass Jaw.:deal
     
  10. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    I am liking these MMA Glass Jaw videos. There are so many people to choose from also. MMA is littered with Glass Jaws. :lol::lol:
     
  11. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    It says a lot about the disgraceful Chins of MMA when a guy who nearly got knocked out cold from a pawed jab to the nose doesn't even make the top 10 of the MMA Glass Jaw Rankings.:lol::rofl:patsch
     
  12. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    It does indeed. Guillard didn't crack the top 10 because despite being hurt badly by jabs on two separate occasions, those jabs didn't finish him whereas the #2 guy on the list was actually finished by a jab thrown off of the backfoot!:lol:

    Also, what kind of progress are we making on MMA Glass Jaws?
     
  13. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    Still in pre-production. I'm a little busy at the moment. I'd give an ETA at 2-3 weeks.:good
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Outstanding. We'll have to make sure that Sherdog sees it, as well, because that shithole is full of more delusional deniers than this board.:lol::rofl
     
  15. The Spider

    The Spider Guest

    Always up for a laugh. Bring it on :bbb