Updated MMA Glass Jaws Rankings

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by RonnieHornschuh, Aug 28, 2011.


  1. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    Unfortunately, yes. Glass jaws are RAMPANT in mma. Fighters are getting knocked silly by jabs on a regular basis. It's completely unacceptable, yet appears to be the mma community's elephant in the room.
     
  2. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    It's irrefutable. Any time fight fans accept that Glass Jaws exist, that punch resistance is VITAL to success in fighting, and that criticism of ANY of a fighter's qualities is acceptable and necessary, then yes, the community is better off for it.:patsch
     
  3. Stoo

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    Talking about punch resistance is important.

    Copying Zakman word for word is bloody hilarious to me though :lol:
     
  4. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Obviously you and the rest of the deniers in this cesspit don't think so since I've been met with resistance at every turn when simply stating my opinion on various fighters' Chins.

    Glass Jaws Exist. We will discuss them and we will do so in classic Chinchecker tradition. The sooner you accept that the Chincheckers have come to your forum, the better, because gone are the days of blind hero worship and refusal to comment negatively on fighters out of fear of sounding "disrespectful".:yep:lol::rofl
     
  5. Stoo

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    Here's the part of my post you left out

    Now let's play spot the difference

    HILARIOUSLY sad :rofl:rofl:rofl Keep em coming
     
  6. Ne5ville14

    Ne5ville14 Rationalist by default... Full Member

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    Alt account you think ?
     
  7. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    The only way that these posts are comparable is in the point being made and the use of the phrase "blind hero worship". I suppose I could go the long way around and say "idolatry" or "excessive devotion to athletes they live vicariously through" but that would be pointless if the only intention is to keep myself from using ANY terms that Zak does. Accept it, Stoo, Chinchecking is here to stay and you'd be best served by adopting the common lexicon of the Chincheckers or at least accepting that we aren't going anywhere until there is a common understanding amongst us that proper punch resistance is THE defining factor in fighting.:hi:
     
  8. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    He thought that until he tried to snitch to RDJ and found out that I wasn't.
     
  9. Stoo

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    Good for you, as long as you understand I dont give a **** and will continue to laugh at you and your ''Team'' then I guess we are cool :thumbsup
     
  10. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    Nobody wants you to post here. So why not just **** off.
     
  11. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    Face it deniers - the days of glass jaw acceptance on this forum are well and truely over. Same with Pride nuthuggery for that matter.
     
  12. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    Whatever you say guy.
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    For precisely that reason. I'll continue to wow you all with my elite-level observations on match-ups and Mandibles and I'll continue to give you all **** until you ignore me or decide to converse with me the way you converse with anyone else.

    You people started this ****-flinging contest by NEVER allowing me to express a valid opinion without whining about my choice of words or my association with other posters who you don't like and now I'm repaying you in kind.

    But anyway Anarchy, don't you have a training accident to get yourself into? Or are you going to put in for a transfer to the nearest Marine base to me? I told you where that was, tell your CO that I'm in Helmand Province.:lol::lol::lol:
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Indeed! I'd say we've already had success on the latter front since scurlarcuntings hasn't been posting his living in the past drivel for awhile now but alas, Glass Jaw apologists are obviously still here. It shall be remedied.
     
  15. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    :patsch:hi: