This puny Usyk will be squatted by a fat behemoth before he ever gets in position for a title shot. All gonna end in tears against Chisora.
Nice breakdown. However, I would change 5 to “fighting Fury or Joshua for all the marbles” and then retirement. That’s what I hope at least.
I went for 'OP is a jackass and/or on drugs', mainly because it was funny. But I don't think the OP is too far fetched, although catchweight does seem to have a fascination with people coming out of retirement. Haye would never fight Usyk. Usyk schools Chisora IMO, the only way he loses is if he's a Gomez/Hatton-esque fighter who embodies being the 'perfect fit' for his weight. Although Usyk weights 210-215 on fight night for his CW fights, so I doubt the weight jump is that bad. Picking up the WBO does seem pretty likely. Who would it be against? Parker? I think that's a pretty good fight. Haye/Ward? **** no. If he's selling out it's it's to the highest bidder. And that's the winner of Fury/Joshua, and it's in either Wembley, Old Trafford or MGM/MSG. Usyk probably loses this fight, unless something happens where the winner of that fight steeply declines, or fights like a bellend. I can see him beating Joshua. Not Fury. First defences vs Wilder is probably a no go. There'll be no need, and all things considered it's a pretty dangerous fight. I'd say Ruiz is a bit more likely. Although I think Hunter might want revenge, which could be a good fight. Whyte gets his first title shot in 2024?
He's 33. It could happen like you see it. Dereck Chisora will be thoroughly outclassed. I definitely don't think Anthony Joshua or Tyson Fury will go out of their way to compete against him. I have no idea how i