Vitali Klitschko Should Fight Kali Meehan

It's ok to be afraid brother. :hi:

In life nothing is certain but Death, Taxes and Barry.

You've all been warned :blood

 

The last cruiser Vitali fought would've run circles around that zombie. Don't be ridiculous.

 

In all honesty I'd pay to see Kali give it his best against Vitali. He's not going to win. No chance. But I don't see many around who people could even entertain the thought of winning against Vitali.

Kali's a big guy. Would weigh about the same as Vitali and wouldn't have to break his neck to look him in the eye either.

If the Champ came to Australia and NZ to make this fight it would be huge. The media would take to him and so would the public. He's an obvious badass. Which we like.

You'd fill a stadium in a day and would have enough financial clout to put on a great undercard. Aussie and Kiwi footy fans would all want to go/see.

Have a showdown at noon kinda thing. Which is 5 pm US West coast. If you want the US market. Tell the Tourism Australia and Tourism NZ cronies you'll show some of our beautiful sun, maybe some beaches, mountains, natives and other stuff that foreigners blow their load over, if, they throw some money at you. Which considering the guaranteed head count in wealthy, upwardly mobile Germany alone, they are sure to do.

Good local PPV.

Kali will go down on his sword if he got this fight and considering his slim chance of a victory it would make this an entertaining beatdown.


Big money for the champ.




Do it

 

Kali has got good power. He's a jack of all trades. Fights better than average from all distances.

It would be a different fight than Vitali has had recently.

Christobal "the scarecrow" bumrushed into leather all night from across the room. Until the wizard gave him a brain and saved his life in the tenth.

Solis went crazy for three minutes and was so absorbed in his own awesomeness he forgot to watch his surroundings and headbutted a tree branch. Dumbass

Johnson "the lion" cried like a ***** in the corner all night and was lucky he was in the third little piggies brick house and escaped a KO. Should of sanctioned elbows that night.

Adamek "the tinman" needed a heart. Lost his. Got his world turned upside down by a moth's fart in the second. Was just a shell of his former self after that.

Briggs got so strong that he ended up weak and Vitali tore his ****ing arm up with his forearm kung foo chops. Then put his head through a meatgrinder for 30 minutes.

Kali would push with the bombs, show decent enough skills, work well inside, will jab and change it up and won't lay down on a half hearted shot from Vitali......................and most importantly he won't need to be carried at half pace after the first couple of rounds like the geezers above.

 

Meehan doesn't deserve a shot at a title. Maybe if he beat someone like helenius but that wouldn't happen

 

If Haye chickens out, Vitali should fight Seth Mitchell next....................