Wait until the Pacific Islanders start showing up in MMA. They could kick some ass.

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  1. Haggis McJackass

    Haggis McJackass Semi-neutralist Overseer Full Member

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    Those guys are the biggest and strongest people around, and fighting is massive in their culture.

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    Are Samoans huge and tough? Do you want to fight a Samoan? We'll start you off easy, you can take on a Samoan ladyboy. :lol:

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    Or maybe you prefer to fight an old, out of shape Samoan ladyboy.

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    :lol:

    But seriously, those Islanders are monsters.

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  2. BobDigi5060

    BobDigi5060 East Side MMA Full Member

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    Damn.. Having sex with that women seems similar to ****ing a Greek God.

    Either hit it right and slay the puss or she'll tie you up and throw you down a volcano for the waste of time.
     
  3. Amrn4s

    Amrn4s Active Member Full Member

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    :lol:
     
  4. Ai-edy2007

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  5. Primenal

    Primenal Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yeah Somoans are strong freakin people. I've never really seen any in MMA. Quite a few in pro wrestling...Somoa Joe in TNA is amazing. For his size, his body type, and the flexibility and power he has is crazy IMO. Of course they build him up to be the submission machine, the MMA guy of TNA basically, but I honestly think somebody like him could handle himself quite well in MMA.
     
  6. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    Mark Hunt ring a bell? Lol
     
  7. BobDigi5060

    BobDigi5060 East Side MMA Full Member

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    ^^Mighty Mo aswell.. But I don't think he'll ever compete in MMA again.
     
  8. Rob_Floyd

    Rob_Floyd Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    They tend to have iron chins, as well.
     
  9. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    More of thicker necks really.
     
  10. Anarchy99

    Anarchy99 Babalu will KILL You! Full Member

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    Ive never seen a Samoan take any less than a kitchen sink and go down.
     
  11. Haggis McJackass

    Haggis McJackass Semi-neutralist Overseer Full Member

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    You mean the guy who at age 20 was a jobless, overweight, unmotivated drunken street brawler who had never even set foot in a gym, and who was discovered at 20 by sheer chance because he knocked a guy out in a fight outside a bar in New Zealand, and who ended up beating Wanderlei and Cro Cop in PRIDE? Yeah, there are plenty more Islanders like him, he is by no means an exceptional talent.

    If they start getting exposure to serious training and real opportunity, they will quickly become massive threats in the heavy divisions. Pacific Islanders are naturally physically enormous and unbelievably strong, they are renowned for being able to soak up punishment and keep fighting, and many come from impoverished backgrounds. With the right training and experience, they could well make a significant impact on the sport. But probably not at anything below light-heavy.

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  12. Haggis McJackass

    Haggis McJackass Semi-neutralist Overseer Full Member

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    :good

    In New Zealand, it is well known that you don't attack a Samoan with your fists. All of them have iron chins and knockout power. All of them. Anyone who says that that's a racist generalization has not seen many Samoans fighting. :lol:

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  13. Ubersteve

    Ubersteve The Main Event Mafia Full Member

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    Who was that big lad who ended up getting demolished by Eddie Sanchez?
     
  14. Ubersteve

    Ubersteve The Main Event Mafia Full Member

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    Just checked and it was Soa Polelei, yeah he's not very good.
     
  15. kel

    kel Boxing Addict banned

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    Not called coconuts for nothing............ heads as hard as coconuts.