welter Roberto Duran vs welter Manny Paquiao

Thanks Popkins.

 

Somebody picked Pac by KO.

 

So do we see a stoppage..?

 

I might go for it. To be honest i can see it on accumulation but it's not really fair because the man hasn't been stopped anywhere near this weight or even come close.

 

If you listen to the general forum, Pacquiao probably has six times the power of a Tommy Hearns right in his jab alone. He also shits rose-scented lightning and can take Jordan in a one-on-one B-ball game.

 

Hahaha i know man, funny as ****!

 

Most people seem to be picking Mayweather over him. In a contest of over-rated-ness, I think Mayweather takes the cake hands down.

 

The humor that would ensue if Pac and May both lost their next fights. I don't think they will but the comedy of coming to ESB after each would be brilliant.

 

Ah, Jesus. TWO PEOPLE have now voted Pac by KO? Have those two people ever actually seen a good Duran fight?

 

It's a shame we can't see who's voting for what :huh

 

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argument—one of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.

 

:rofl :happy I think you're crazy but I appreciate your taking the time to manifesto up again on your obsession.

 

^^ You have a great imagination. Thanks for the entertainment.

 

Thanks for the compliment. Its all speculation of course, but from what i do have to go on(visual evidence of both fighter's fights and the attitudes of said posters) i'd say its a very likely scenario