welter Roberto Duran vs welter Manny Paquiao

Meast · Feb 15, 2010

RickyRicardo said: ↑

laugh all you want cuz for a guy who every one says is so great he sure lost to them all he lost to hit me hearns and benitez and leonard do not match up to a great like pacman and money mayweather who has 0 losses. hearns and duran combine for 21 losses hahahahah yeah they are as great as money mayweather!!!!!!!! i am the one laughing!
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Yup, keep laughing away.

MAG1965 · Feb 15, 2010

RickyRicardo said: ↑

0 losses for Money Maywather and 16 for Duran and 5 for Hearns!!!!!!!!!!! 0 for money!!! how many does mayweather have?? say again 0 losses!!!!!
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I think a fighter who has no losses after a long enough career is evidence of a bit of handpicking. Losses are normal if you fight the best. Floyd Mayweather has not been fighting the best. I would have respected Floyd more if he had 2 losses and didn't handpick.

Boxed Ears · Feb 15, 2010

RickyRicardo said: ↑

0 losses for Money Maywather and 16 for Duran and 5 for Hearns!!!!!!!!!!! 0 for money!!! how many does mayweather have?? say again 0 losses!!!!!
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If Mayweather fights up at Super Middleweight in his forties and takes on people on the level of Benitez, Leonard, Hagler and Hearns, hits triple digit fight totals, we will start talking about some ****, trollman.

RickyRicardo · Feb 15, 2010

mosley is just as great as hit me Hearns and mr excuse Duran and how many loses will money Mayweather have after that fight? count em!!!!!!!! 0!!!!!!! hearns 5 losses duran 16!!!!!!!!! money 0!!!!!!!!!

RickyRicardo · Feb 15, 2010

mayweather o will not go!!!!!!!! he is just so good and still champ money maywather!!!!!!!!

Morrissey · Feb 15, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argumentone of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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Very funny.

On a side note, If it was Pacquaio who lost, who are the posters you shall include in the suicide act?

MAG1965 · Feb 15, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argument—one of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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is that me who is mentioned owning a galleon? or another mag? I saw the mag part and thought wait that could be me. Well thanks for adding me to your story if it was mentioning me.

essexboy · Feb 15, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argumentone of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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Very good actually made me laugh out loud at points, the funniest bit was the fight prediction though.

Addie · Feb 15, 2010

Look whoever has this alias...**** off.

PH|LLA · Feb 15, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argumentone of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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lol epic

mightyd40 · Feb 15, 2010

nice stand by me reference

8count · Feb 15, 2010

this is at welterweight. Duran was not at his best at that weight,
or we can pick the Duran that beat Leonard against the Manny who fought Cotto.

considering all that, it will be competitive (like a morales-barrera fight). People say Manny does well in the mid-ranges where he can dig his feet in and deliver 8punch combos that hurt. The way to beat him is in the distance and/or up-close, where his punches either can't reach or are too close to gather power. Manny doesn't know how to clinch properly and gets hit with short punches (uppercuts and hooks). All that favoring Duran.

I still see Manny as being more solid than Roberto at welterweight, but for these types of sluggers it could go either way depending on if Duran would corner Pac, or if Pac's footwork can dictate the fight in the mid-ranges.

I can't pick safely but I could understand the poll being overwhelmingly duran. Need more tips.

Gesta · Feb 15, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argumentone of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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Who's alt' are you.

:think:think:think

Bill Butcher · Feb 16, 2010

MMJoe said: ↑

who wins this 12 rounder?
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You should have did a public poll just so we could laugh at the dumbasses that voted Pac by KO.

I assume we are using the best versions of each men at 147 as always ?

OK.... no version of Pacquiao beats the Duran that beat Palomino or Leonard.

The End !

Bill Butcher · Feb 16, 2010

Pachilles said: ↑

I imagine making polls like this is masturbation to classic posters. Bottom line is Pacquiao has destroyed legends, literally destroyed and ended their competative careers, coming up from 106lbs to 147lbs, 7 divisions. Whilst Duran on the other hand, had one single night over a legend(Montreal Duran beats prime Ali, Lewis, Loius, Tyson in same night), and then against other legends was anniahlated, embarassingly quit like a ***** and was outboxed and outclassed.

Duran clearly wins this poll on here, it didnt need to be asked, it was put up because of the small doses of logic seeping through in recent posts which threatens his God status amongst armchair critics in this tiny corner of the internet. Duran is the king of excuses, no excuse is questioned on here and more are made up, his losses are never acknowledged or accepted in debates, theyre always ignored or excused.

Pacquiao on the other hand is spited on here, because of the current buzz surrounding his achievements, which are nothing short of amazing. Theres a billion excuses for his victims and self proclaimed experts claim they already knew the outcome, althoughhe's been the underdog in most major fights, his opponents all of sudden become shot, or were never that good, because Pac has destroyed them.

This is how i see the fight playing out. Duran comes into the fight in perfect shape(after the fight Durantards claim he was shot and past his prime, didnt train at all, was drinking heavily and had a poorly tummy). Duran and Pacquaio rush each other, clashing heads, Pacquiao's is cut above the eye and is bullied into the corner, after taking numerous hooks and uppercuts he wildly fires back, flooring Duran. Duran beats the count and survives the first round by grappling. Over the next three rounds, halted from advancing in fear of Pacquiao's power he tasted in the first, Pacquiao rushes in and out peppering Duran with dazzling flurries and straight lefts. In the last minute of the 4th, frustrated, Duran intentionally low blows Pacquiao, then rushes in a furious rage attempting to capitalise on the winded Pac. Pac fires an eight punch combo in return and floors Duran once more. Duran beats the count and survives the round. Coming out for the fifth, Duran eats 5 consecutive unaswered straights, demoralised and weak hearted, he calls it quits at :057 in the 5th round.

As Pacquiao is raised upon the shoulders of his entourage, two bullets are fired into his sternum. The 3 gunmen are taken down by members of the crowd. They are later found out to be anarci and a couple of un-named essays. They are charge with attemped murder, as Pacquiao survives and recovers, then 6 months later is crowned an 8 division titlist, winning the WBA junior middleweight crown.

Duranimal is found dead at home in his bedroom at 04:37 AM on June 20th, The Brawl in Montreal was still playing on windows media player, it was set to repeat. Naked, upside down on his computer chair, the coroner's report stated that his throat was redened, a sign of choking, his neck had spasmed and dislocated his spine in three places. Upside down and unable to move, he had drowned on his own semen. Margarita and viagra were found in his blood stream.

Stonehands89 re-evaultated the Gods of War ranking, replacing Duran with Pacquiao as the no.5 spot. After posting the article on the ESB Classic Forum, his account was suspended by a Moderator and he wasn't heard from again, until ten years later, when he appeared as a columnist for the Ring magasine.

Sweet Pea found the bottom of a bottle. Homeless and intoxicated, he was later recruited and brought in by The Morlocks, who had since become the Chief executive to a Scientology based offshoot religion, known as Duranology. After 5 years of constant revision of all Duran available Duran fight tapes, they finally realised that he was never actually as good as they had first percieved, and was certainly no Top 20 P4P fighter. Along with bohdi, boxed ears, my2sense, mcgrain, teeto, popkins and powerpuncher, mass suicide was carried out, in a secluded farmhouse somewhere abouts the Panamanian countryside.

Fleaman jumped ship, aboard a galleon owned by the last remaining credible poster he could leech knowledge off, MAG185. A fair and honest non-believer. Fleaman became a Duran hater.

As for me, I enrolled in a college course, and, although it was hard, I gutted it out like I always did. I went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week I entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of me, two men got into an argumentone of them pulled a knife. Being me, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. I was stabbed in the throat. I died almost instantly. I was a ******* till the end.
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