Wenfeng Ge vs. Giemel Abuan Magramo & Jing Xiang vs. Suriyan Satorn RBR

Jing Xiang vs. Suriyan Satorn, 12 rounds @ light flyweight

 

Xiang, buddy - are you really coming out to a medley of "Baby I'm Worth It" by 5th Harmony followed by a weird aggro-electronic remix of Eye of the Tiger?

Alright, man, do you, live your truth - I'm feeling the same magnanimously tolerant "go with the flow" vibe that @Somachenko has adopted towards all of this show's pageantry...

 

Thais why do you have to be habitually, at least in the context of pro boxing, such a culture of no-chill-having weirdos, man? Bringing a giant oak-framed picture of some old dudes into the ring and thrusting it over your heads like a battle-ax while doing some kind of haka-like pump-up chant?

 

Round 1

Satorn is putting his head down and trying to drill straight through the front gate, but Xiang is lighting him up with quick 1-2s between the eyes and ripping hard liver shots while moving laterally, and planting his fight to launch torpedo rights into the ribs. Satorn taking a hellish amount of abuse but keeps marching forward. Xiang just unloading, keeping Satorn twirling slowly in the middle of the ring, overwhelming him with sheer volume but also sitting down on about half of his shots, especially downstairs. A few stray overhands from Satorn, can't get anything going offensively.

10-9 Xiang

 

I don't think Kompayak is making it twelve unless he is holding some ace up his sleeve...

 

Or have their cards at like noon local time. Or force the winners to stand there and hold advert cards while shaking hands with businessmen directly after they've just fought a hard championship bout, still with their hand wraps on, all sweaty.