Whan I first heard of David Haye...

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  1. Bubby

    Bubby Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Nearly 2 years ago I came staggering out of this bar in Nashville, after talling on the sidewalk I look up to see two transvestites over me, one was like "Hey man! Are you gonna watch the Haymaker this Saturday?"
    I'm like "who?" And he's like " David Haye. He's fighting a giant who is said to have a two foot long tool!"

    From that day for about 2-3 days towards the fight I heard people talking on the street, the gym and at school. I was like "man! this guy must be good!" The type of guy that would make me start watching heavyweight boxing again. I google him a little (no homo) and found out he was from England(By way of the Congo)I know these guys really don't hit that heard and only use like 1% of their brains and out smarting them wont be that difficut. But the way people were spicing Haye up, I'm like "this guy must be phenomanal!"

    I rushed home and saw a nightmare! A fan's worst nightmare!
    A chicken running around a rock! I went to sleep very sad, I was thinking "how can a fighter be so cowardly and be loved by so many?
     
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  2. SportsLeader

    SportsLeader Chilling Full Member

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    Shut up
     
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  3. Rangersfan1982

    Rangersfan1982 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Did writing this ever so wonderful thread give you a hardon?
     
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  4. Vidic

    Vidic Rest in Peace Manny Full Member

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    The idea was right, but the application was lacking.

    Going to have to give this thread a score of Gay/10
     
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  5. Post Box

    Post Box I'm back too, bitches Full Member

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    Cool story, Bro
     
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  6. shaunster101

    shaunster101 Yido Full Member

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    Hmmmmmm.

    I'm trying to figure out if this was supposed to be humorous of not. Can you confirm one way or the other please Bubby
     
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  7. JunitoJab

    JunitoJab Antagonist Full Member

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    :deal
     
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  8. lv lurker

    lv lurker fly on the wall Full Member

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    Oh, this is way back whan he fought SNV.
     
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  9. DanishFightfan

    DanishFightfan Boxing Junkie banned

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    This is obviously a parody of the thread "when i first heard about the klitschko brothers...."
    Nicely done man :good
     
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  10. Bubby

    Bubby Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Thanks,:good
     
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  11. Chempasillo

    Chempasillo Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :patsch
     
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  12. Boxing Fanatic

    Boxing Fanatic Loyal Member banned

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    cool story, bro:thumbsup
     
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  13. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    This content is protected
     
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  14. Jack

    Jack Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Terrible thread.
     
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  15. Slyk

    Slyk Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    You managed to round up most of the Haye dick riders in the first page!

    Effective, undoubtedly.
     
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