Whan I first heard of David Haye...

SUGAR J · May 14, 2011

Bubby said: ↑

Nearly 2 years ago I came staggering out of this bar in Nashville, after talling on the sidewalk I look up to see two transvestites over me, one was like "Hey man! Are you gonna watch the Haymaker this Saturday?"
I'm like "who?" And he's like " David Haye. He's fighting a giant who is said to have a two foot long tool!"

From that day for about 2-3 days towards the fight I heard people talking on the street, the gym and at school. I was like "man! this guy must be good!" The type of guy that would make me start watching heavyweight boxing again. I google him a little (no homo) and found out he was from England(By way of the Congo)I know these guys really don't hit that heard and only use like 1% of their brains and out smarting them wont be that difficut. But the way people were spicing Haye up, I'm like "this guy must be phenomanal!"

I rushed home and saw a nightmare! A fan's worst nightmare!
A chicken running around a rock! I went to sleep very sad, I was thinking "how can a fighter be so cowardly and be loved by so many?
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Translation, after taking crack and having been gangbanged by the 7 dwarfs, I woke up with a sore arse and thought why is it the USA hasnt had a good heavyweight since Tyson.

PolishPummler · May 14, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

You managed to round up most of the Haye dick riders in the first page!

Effective, undoubtedly.
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DanishFightfan · May 14, 2011

PolishPummler said: ↑

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Cant wait for the 2nd-3rd July... This forum will be red hot :yep

BoxingFan2010 · May 14, 2011

Bubby said: ↑

Nearly 2 years ago I came staggering out of this bar in Nashville, after talling on the sidewalk I look up to see two transvestites over me, one was like "Hey man! Are you gonna watch the Haymaker this Saturday?"
I'm like "who?" And he's like " David Haye. He's fighting a giant who is said to have a two foot long tool!"

From that day for about 2-3 days towards the fight I heard people talking on the street, the gym and at school. I was like "man! this guy must be good!" The type of guy that would make me start watching heavyweight boxing again. I google him a little (no homo) and found out he was from England(By way of the Congo)I know these guys really don't hit that heard and only use like 1% of their brains and out smarting them wont be that difficut. But the way people were spicing Haye up, I'm like "this guy must be phenomanal!"

I rushed home and saw a nightmare! A fan's worst nightmare!
A chicken running around a rock! I went to sleep very sad, I was thinking "how can a fighter be so cowardly and be loved by so many?
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**** Off with the ****

Scar · May 14, 2011

Why did I read this?

BoxingFan2010 · May 14, 2011

DanishFightfan said: ↑

This is obviously a parody of the thread "when i first heard about the klitschko brothers...."
Nicely done man :good
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Probably, But both threads are ****ed up! Looks like you are to! :deal

vnyc · May 14, 2011

SUGAR J said: ↑

Translation, after taking crack and having been gangbanged by the 7 dwarfs, I woke up with a sore arse and thought why is it the USA hasnt had a good heavyweight since Tyson.
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and when was the last time britards won wolrd cup? or had a decent heavyweight ?

SUGAR J · May 14, 2011

vnyc said: ↑

and when was the last time britards won wolrd cup? or had a decent heavyweight ?
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Have you heard of Lennox Lewis :happy

Who cares about the World Cup :yep

sofanii · May 14, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

You managed to round up most of the Haye dick riders in the first page!

Effective, undoubtedly.
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Exactly.....
All of them in one page, real effective....

J.R. · May 14, 2011

Bubby said: ↑

Nearly 2 years ago I came staggering out of this bar in Nashville, after talling on the sidewalk I look up to see two transvestites over me, one was like "Hey man! Are you gonna watch the Haymaker this Saturday?"
I'm like "who?" And he's like " David Haye. He's fighting a giant who is said to have a two foot long tool!"

From that day for about 2-3 days towards the fight I heard people talking on the street, the gym and at school. I was like "man! this guy must be good!" The type of guy that would make me start watching heavyweight boxing again. I google him a little (no homo) and found out he was from England(By way of the Congo)I know these guys really don't hit that heard and only use like 1% of their brains and out smarting them wont be that difficut. But the way people were spicing Haye up, I'm like "this guy must be phenomanal!"

I rushed home and saw a nightmare! A fan's worst nightmare!
A chicken running around a rock! I went to sleep very sad, I was thinking "how can a fighter be so cowardly and be loved by so many?
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WHAN you first heard of David Haye did you also forget how to spell?

Bubby · May 14, 2011

J.R. said: ↑

WHAN you first heard of David Haye did you also forget how to spell?
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You obviously didn't read the "Whan I first heard about the Klitschko brothers" thread did you?

Shmoopy · May 14, 2011

Slyk said: ↑

You managed to round up most of the Haye dick riders in the first page!

Effective, undoubtedly.
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i heard that Gaye's wife left him so he's free to allow his
nutters to begin worshipping him again (in person) :hey

Bubby · May 14, 2011

Shmoopy said: ↑

i heard that Gaye's wife left him so he's free to allow his
nutters to begin worshipping him again (in person) :hey
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Yes she left him, Haye is at the end of the line. So theres no more "Gold" for her to dig from David after July.

Tully · May 14, 2011

Bubby said: ↑

Nearly 2 years ago I came staggering out of this bar in Nashville, after talling on the sidewalk I look up to see two transvestites over me, one was like "Hey man! Are you gonna watch the Haymaker this Saturday?"
I'm like "who?" And he's like " David Haye. He's fighting a giant who is said to have a two foot long tool!"

From that day for about 2-3 days towards the fight I heard people talking on the street, the gym and at school. I was like "man! this guy must be good!" The type of guy that would make me start watching heavyweight boxing again. I google him a little (no homo) and found out he was from England(By way of the Congo)I know these guys really don't hit that heard and only use like 1% of their brains and out smarting them wont be that difficut. But the way people were spicing Haye up, I'm like "this guy must be phenomanal!"

I rushed home and saw a nightmare! A fan's worst nightmare!
A chicken running around a rock! I went to sleep very sad, I was thinking "how can a fighter be so cowardly and be loved by so many?
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:-((

TheDon · May 14, 2011

Notice he doesn't mention what happened later that night when he met the trannies

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