What does Teddy Atlas have against Oscar?

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  1. Ted Stickles

    Ted Stickles Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Well said!!:rasta
     
  2. Jack Presscot

    Jack Presscot Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Let me explain about some of the Great Joys in Life.

    When a man with no soul, at a Bapist Revival meeting, goes to the Sermon, and starts crying when he hears how De Lawd died on de Cross fo' all our sins, and falls to his knees, because he hears a Voice telling him "It's OK Now, my son, (kind of like how Ben Kenobi used to talk to Luke after Vader killed him in the original Star Wars) and the Preacher calls him up on stage, and he takes him to the Fountain, and dips his Head in the Water, and he is SAVED and he sobs, tears of joy, and the Choir starts to sing "I LOVE TO PRAISE HIS NAME".......

    When a man, goes to a bar, and the hottest woman there smiles at him, that certain smile and 2 weeks later after a lot of Sexual Tension and Flirting, that moment, after he slips her thong off with his teeth, puts her sexy manicured feet over his shoulder, and thrusts his erect ***** inside her, to the hilt, and humps and thrusts away for 20 minutes, that moment, when there is no return, the Orgasmic Feeling of sexual conquest, as she moans heavily, and she is completley sexually dominated, and she is his, her feet pinned by her ankles, as his DNA enters her vaginal canal in spurts of the most exquisite pleasure erupt from the *****, through the entire body in intense spasms......

    As a man, down on his luck takes the Mortgage Money, the last of the grocery funds, and what was left of savings, and puts it all, on a 96-1 horse, down at the Track, in the 7th. The horse starts the race in last place, and seems to be doing bad the first 1/2 mile, until the final lap of the race, when out of nowhere, the Gods, Aphrodite and Isis seem to smile on the beast, and he rides like the wind, and efforlessly passes all the other Stallions like the 5:15, and as he is jumping up and down and screaming like a madman, this horse beats the others by a nose, and he sees it, and knows that he went from Pauper to Millionaire.

    all these PALE in comparison to the feelings of Elation I get when Oscar doesnt get the decsion. :good
     
  3. Polymath

    Polymath Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  4. Jose Rizal

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    What does he have against Manny. Why pick him?

    :nut
     
  5. rico

    rico ode skool Full Member

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    Because he hasn't trained anyone noteworthy except Moorer in years. He's gone soft and likes to work on projects instead of champions!