What if a boxer needs to go to the toilet

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  1. Bulldog24

    Bulldog24 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Wee or poo during the fight.
     
  2. Jurgen

    Jurgen Pay Per Pudding Advisor banned Full Member

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    Hughie Fury been poo during most of his fights and he just runs it off
     
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  3. Jurgen

    Jurgen Pay Per Pudding Advisor banned Full Member

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    They go under the ring and dump the lot.
     
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  4. kevin-novice

    kevin-novice Member Full Member

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    Bend over and get the opponent to punch the poo back up while it's sticking out.
     
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  5. UKboxingfan

    UKboxingfan Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I’m pretty sure with all the adrenaline it wouldn’t be on your mind at all but interesting question , has it ever happened ?
     
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  6. Jurgen

    Jurgen Pay Per Pudding Advisor banned Full Member

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    Big Joan Fury shat himself a few times last year over the summer period and would not get into the ring just in case he followed through.
     
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  7. Bukkake

    Bukkake Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Yes it has!

    In 2006 former welterweight champ Andrew Lewis lost a fight on a TKO, when he - ahead on points in the 7th round of 12 - couldn't hold it in any longer, and had to find a toilet pronto!
     
  8. kevin-novice

    kevin-novice Member Full Member

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    Under the ring seems like a good idea actually. Can go very quick in between round and the ref could call a time out if the dude is not back in time. Only a very short time out though lol
     
  9. Smudge_

    Smudge_ Teak tough Full Member

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    Remember that time Gary Lineker shat himself on the pitch Lol.
     
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  10. chrisfinch

    chrisfinch Boxing Addict Full Member

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    ATG thread
     
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  11. Jurgen

    Jurgen Pay Per Pudding Advisor banned Full Member

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    I heard a story from him on TV when he literally shat himself at HT.

    He entered the Leicester dressing room and was literally picked up by the manager Big Jock Wallace. His legs were dangling 3 feet off the ground as he was pinned to the wall with the manager screaming all sorts of abuse in his ears including being a useless English barsteward.

    When asked whether his performance improved in the 2nd half, Lineker admitted that he was so scared he could not stop shaking never mind play football.
     
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  12. Smudge_

    Smudge_ Teak tough Full Member

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    Big Jock Wallace was pretty scary to be fair haha. They don't make them like him anymore.

     
  13. Journey Man

    Journey Man Journeyman always. Full Member

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    weren’t there rumours Clottey **** his pants vs Pacquiao?
     
  14. TheWorstEver(TWE)

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    You'd just have to have a Tom T*t in the spit bucket.
     
  15. Bobby Tony

    Bobby Tony Active Member Full Member

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    It's fine for our modern 12 round or shorter fights. Fighters are (usually) in shape enough that their bladders aren't that weak.

    I do wonder about the 100 rounders the 19th and early 20th century fighters used to fight. Especially when they're taking a slug of whiskey between rounds.