What if the 1980’s Heavyweights had a Coke Tournament Who Wins?

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  1. Holmes77

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    Here are some participants- Dokes, Leon, Cooney, Thomas, Tate…… who else am I missing??
     
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    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    Is this a tournament where everyone is on cocaine, a tournament where they're all sober (but would like to be on cocaine), a tournament where the goal actually consists of ingesting cocaine, or perhaps just a tournament where they're throwing hunks of coal at each other?
     
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    Well there all coke users obviously- but let’s say there sober and the reward is a load of coke?? Maybe that would bring out there best boxing skills??? I’m open to suggestions. Obviously some of these guys could have been a lot better if it wouldn’t have been for the coke
     
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    Oddone Bermane Stiverne's life coach. Full Member

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    Dokes wins fighting one right after the other in the span of two hours. Then he dies via overdose.
     
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  5. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    A sober tournament would be interesting. Lots of missed opportunities here.
     
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    lol I could see that happening
     
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    Oddone Bermane Stiverne's life coach. Full Member

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    Can't believe I missed the typo. But yeah.. Dokes should win.
     
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    Tyson would win.
     
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  9. cross_trainer

    cross_trainer Liston was good, but no "Tire Iron" Jones Full Member

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    I think I'd prefer to watch a Dokes tournament, where each fighter is a different iteration of Dokes.
     
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