What injury will Haye have next?

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  1. TheDon!

    TheDon! Vamos Campeon banned Full Member

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    He's had all sorts of injuries, what type of injury will be next for the Hayemaker?
     
  2. yeyo monster

    yeyo monster Boxing Addict Full Member

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  3. unitas

    unitas Boxing Addict Full Member

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    he´ll be healthy just Long enough to run over some stiff nobodies heard of. then he will scheduel a fight with someone we have even just remotely heard off..........and he´ll get injured getting his nails done

    what a man.
     
  4. On The Money

    On The Money Dangerous Journeyman Full Member

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    Haye is like one of these prima dona footballers rolling about the grass like they've been shot one minute and running like a gazelle the next. Fooling nobody.
     
  5. drenlou

    drenlou VIP Member Full Member

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    His ear fell off.
     
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  6. ipitythefool

    ipitythefool Prediction ? Pain Full Member

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    A head injury - His massive ego will be wedged in a doorway.
     
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  7. BCS8

    BCS8 VIP Member

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    You win! :lol:
     
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  8. unitas

    unitas Boxing Addict Full Member

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    yes, you win.
     
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  9. Sephiroth Rising 7

    Sephiroth Rising 7 'No tears please!' banned Full Member

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    He already had that one courtesy of Adam Booth's razor blade.

    I think his next injury will have something to do with his fingers. That one hasn't been ticket off as of yet

    Maybe he will jump in front of car if he is scheduled to fight someone like Parker and say he was a victim of hit and run.
     
  10. madballster

    madballster Loyal Member Full Member

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  11. HerolGee

    HerolGee Loyal Member banned Full Member

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    5th joint of his little pinkie finger

    C8 spinal fracture

    the 7th left lower rib

    infection of the 3rd nipple

    wily bone

    bad hair injury

    crap hat injury

    alkali eye injury for some obscure undisclosed reason


    call up in jury service that miraculously falls on fight night
     
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  12. Odins beard

    Odins beard Fentanyl is one hell of a drug.... Full Member

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    Anal prolapse from all his alleged "lovers".
     
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  13. Mendoza

    Mendoza Hrgovic = Next Heavyweight champion of the world. banned Full Member

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    Neuticles implants. If your unfamiliar with the term, look it up.
     
  14. BoxingNL

    BoxingNL Dutch P4P Champion Full Member

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    I hope his tongue swells, so he can't talk any crap.
     
  15. alpo1

    alpo1 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    next time the minimum monthly payment isn't made to the dubai sheikhs, which might be soon as his big payday has gone.