What is the funniest quote in boxing

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  1. boxinger

    boxinger Guest

    "its nothing personal, im just doing my job"
     
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  2. TerryESB

    TerryESB The Final Boss Full Member

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    Something Charlie Zelenoff said.

    Whether you like the guy or not give him a chance to defend himself!! Bring Z back!
     
    TerryESB, Oct 27, 2011
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  3. cesare-borgia

    cesare-borgia Übermensch in fieri Full Member

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    I thought that quote was correct at the time:twisted: later mentioned it in school during a presentation in English and got schooled and laughed at 5 sec later, damn tyson.
     
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  4. Stiltskin

    Stiltskin Well-Known Member Full Member

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    no he's 0-1 forever.
     
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  5. RightCross

    RightCross Grandmaster of Boxing Full Member

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    No love for Stoney?
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4fXh1JSTRE[/ame]
     
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  6. Shogun Assassin

    Shogun Assassin Well-Known Member Full Member

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    "Let me pour some water on your balls"
     
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  7. miggzthatnucca

    miggzthatnucca Active Member Full Member

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    TB "your going to get dethroned .... king"
    DA "im a warrior .... alexander was a warrior"
    TB "u see u tryin to **** me off"
    KC "well get pissed off cuz come january 29th u goin to get pissed on"
    TB "oohh"
     
    miggzthatnucca, Oct 27, 2011
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  8. motorcity cobra

    motorcity cobra hooker Full Member

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    "I'll never lose to a white boy!". B-Hop. In retrospect of course lol
     
    motorcity cobra, Oct 27, 2011
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  9. Patrick Boxing

    Patrick Boxing Guest

    Tyson I will eat your kids line
     
    Patrick Boxing, Oct 27, 2011
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  10. Squire

    Squire Let's Go Champ Full Member

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    I got milk baby
     
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  11. DanishFightfan

    DanishFightfan Boxing Junkie banned

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    "Froch has the advantage when we are fighting in Atlantic City" Andre Ward
     
    DanishFightfan, Oct 27, 2011
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  12. Brand814

    Brand814 Active Member Full Member

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    This hands down. As soon as that word is said in any context in any convo I hear, I immediately think of Tyson and lol.
     
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  13. tuckYOchin

    tuckYOchin Guest

    Mayorga had some hilarious ones,

    in the lead up to the rematch with Forrest (RIP), they did a press conference on father's day, and Mayo said something along the lines of:

    "He's my son. I'm his father. I'm very upset at him because he never sent me a Father's Day card for Father's Day. Make sure you let my son know I'm very upset with him"

    LMAO! so juvenile and corny, but ****ing hilarious.

    I remember buying my tickets and booking the hotel room in Vegas that night.

    What an exciting fight too, I used to love how that guy talked all kinds of **** and backed it up.
     
    tuckYOchin, Oct 27, 2011
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  14. Money

    Money Boxing Addict Full Member

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    tell your wife to screw you the morning of the fight so you don't take a dive like you did against Hopkins, ******.
     
    Money, Oct 27, 2011
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  15. Money

    Money Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I'll eat your ******* alive you *****!
     
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