"That mother***** is on the A-side meth, that's what the f*** he's on," "It's called the A-side meth. He on that or he on something else. The A-side meth is what they used to have 500 years ago. Remember when the Philippines were fighting the US soldiers? They were shooting them motherf****s with 45s. And 45s were bouncing off their motherf****ng a$$. They weren't even dying!" -- Roger Mayweather
Randall "Tex" Cobb was one of the funniest guys in the history of boxing. There are literally dozens of Tex Cobb gems that could be listed on this thread. Here are a couple of my favorites. "I stuck to my game plan -- stumbling forward and getting hit in the face." "They called me a fat, cowardly, cocaine-snorting, fight-fixing cheat," Who they calling fat!"